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Dear Sidney Crosby,
Please Shut the FUCK up. Nobody wants to see a puppy like you shake your balls all over the ice. You don't even HAVE balls yet. When you do, you have our full permission to act like a grown up. Do you REALLY think you can take on people like Morrison and Kesler? What's next, BERTUZZI? ALLEN? Yes, good idea. Piss ALLEN off. We all know he's such a passe kind of guy, he'll forgive you. You sure know how to pick a passive aggressive. When you grow up and your testicles drop, THEN, and ONLY then will it be ok for you to pipe up like the god you believe you are. You are nothing. You are the excrement on the bottom of my shoe. BERTUZZI'S EXCREMENT! I don't care if you have an 8 Billion dollar contract, or an A or even a C on your jersey. You're still a pipsqueak who is probably JUST exiting puberty, so why don't you go pop some zits, jack off to Roller girls, and work on your SATs, and when you're done being an immature little FUCK, you can come play some proper hockey and not be an annoying little asshole who doesn't know when to SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
Signed,
THE WORLD.
Please Shut the FUCK up. Nobody wants to see a puppy like you shake your balls all over the ice. You don't even HAVE balls yet. When you do, you have our full permission to act like a grown up. Do you REALLY think you can take on people like Morrison and Kesler? What's next, BERTUZZI? ALLEN? Yes, good idea. Piss ALLEN off. We all know he's such a passe kind of guy, he'll forgive you. You sure know how to pick a passive aggressive. When you grow up and your testicles drop, THEN, and ONLY then will it be ok for you to pipe up like the god you believe you are. You are nothing. You are the excrement on the bottom of my shoe. BERTUZZI'S EXCREMENT! I don't care if you have an 8 Billion dollar contract, or an A or even a C on your jersey. You're still a pipsqueak who is probably JUST exiting puberty, so why don't you go pop some zits, jack off to Roller girls, and work on your SATs, and when you're done being an immature little FUCK, you can come play some proper hockey and not be an annoying little asshole who doesn't know when to SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.
Signed,
THE WORLD.