Well, this was unexpected.
On a flower-covered hilltop, Opus wakes, yawns and sits up. Blearily, he turns and asks Milo who is lying nearby, "Hoo boy! That was some nap!! How long was I out, Milo?" Milo says "25 years."
Opus, clearly rattled, snaps "OH YEAH RIGHT! WELL, I'M NOT THE INNOCENT GULLIBLE DWEEB EVERYONE THINKS! 25 YEARS?! I'D HAVE HIT *PUBERTY!!*" Milo, unperturbed: "Better check it out."
Opus checks the rear of his tighty whities and says "Clear!" Milo: "Other side."
Now soaking in the pond, Milo in his inner tube says "Go back to sleep, Opus! You'd be lost. You're a relic of 1985." Opus in near-panic shrieks "I'M NOT AN EIGHTIES RELIC!! I'M A **MODERN RELIC!!**"
Milo sits up. "Yeah? What's the internet?" Opus, puzzled: "The what?"
Milo, flopping back down: "The internet." Opus, hands on hips, lost: "The undernet?"
Milo: "***BACK TO SLEEP!!***" Opus, looking out at us, bewildered: "Prince's stage panties."
The Rumours Behind The News:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/art/25-year-hiatus-bloom-county-returns-facebook