The Sybil Drinking Game

Jul 04, 2006 22:39


It's July, and this month they'll be re-issuing the original Sybil movie (that godforsaken piece of felonious crap) on DVD, so that (like fadingtogrey says) impressionable young multiples can have yet another reason to believe they should feel helpless, confused, and victimized all the time--because heaven knows adolescents don't have enough self-image problems as it is.

This should have been done a long time ago, but it took _frombeyond_ and fadingtogrey to actually do it. Keep in mind that we will probably be adding things to this list, and you can, too.

Take one drink every time:
Sybil loses time
Sybil recovers a horrifying memory
One of the Peggys becomes angry and Talks Like Her Mom
Sybil falls apart in public
Dr. Wilbur has an Amazing New Breakthrough

Take two drinks every time:
Igloos are mentioned
Anyone in the system actually talk to each other
Male selves appear
Dr. Wilbur has an Amazing New breakthrough helped by Vicki

Take three drinks every time:
Male selves build something

Chug:
Dr. Wilbur asks male selves where their dicks are
Sybil gets to "meet everybody" at the end

We'll be suffering from alchohol poisoning before we're through.

gripe, pluralanity, silly

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