Apr 08, 2010 21:56
This is what happens when you leave your SN signed on in two locations, and one only captures the incoming IMs:
Name Retracted To Protect The Guilty: omg omg omg omg spock *STARES*
NRTPTG: I.... kind of want him to do that
NRTPTG: that's kind of horribly fucked up
NRTPTG: omg
NRTPTG: I kind of want to WRITE THAT
NRTPTG: like, fic it, jesus
NRTPTG: *DIES*
NRTPTG: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ENCOURAGE ME TO WRITE HORRIBLE THINGS
NRTPTG: *DIES*
NRTPTG: TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE PLOT BUNNY
NRTPTG: fuck, that's so damaging
NRTPTG: yes. yes it is. ....wait, are you talking about a NEW plot bunny??
NRTPTG: oh hahaha
NRTPTG: the one you just shared with me XD
NRTPTG: omfg I don't even know how I would write it
NRTPTG: like, it would have to be mirror verse, I think
NRTPTG: asdh;gghk;aksdhjkl;artadghsflaskjdgfasjklf
NRTPTG: omg yes
NRTPTG: kirk would be so fucking damaged
NRTPTG: it'd be TERRIFYING
NRTPTG: omfg
NRTPTG: so fucking fucked up
NRTPTG: jesus h christ
NRTPTG: so effed up
NRTPTG: I AM TRYING TO WRITE FLUFFYNESS
NRTPTG: PRETTY WOMAN AU FIC
NRTPTG: WHY DO YOU HAVE DIRTY FUCKED-UP PORN IN MY HEAD
NRTPTG: I refuse to go through the same process I did with speaking in tongues, okay
NRTPTG: it would have to be SHEER PORN
NRTPTG: I REFUSE TO
NRTPTG: seriously, I already have one 50,000+ word fic to write
NRTPTG: that's AFTER the pretty human fic
NRTPTG: seriously, no. I could porn it up but that's IT
NRTPTG: *bangs head against desk*
NRTPTG: ahsdgla;ksdghkaslkghalhksghk;asdhk;afksadshlahsieoy8948ry5hawekfa
NRTPTG: the thing is that I COULD only write that as mirror-verse, because REGULAR spock would never do it unless Jim WANTED it, and regular Jim would be enraged and hurt and would never give in to it, not really
NRTPTG: and I DON'T NEED MORE MIRROR VERSE EPICS
NRTPTG: DO NOT WANT ASJKDGAHJSGAKJSD
NRTPTG: ....okay that I could do
NRTPTG: though there's nothing cute about it
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