cradle robbing
I forgot this MUNI story:
I'm on the 5 Fulton last week, sitting in the almost-back-of-the-bus where the 4-seat pod with two facing benches is. A young gentleman sits down diagonally from me. He must have been in his early to mid 20s or so. Immediately as the bus starts moving with a jerk like always, I look up and his ladyfriend companion grabs his arm and sits next to him. She proceeds to envelope his neck with her arms and kiss him on the cheek, neck, and lips. She's much smaller than him, so she kinda has to reach up for his neck and it looks not only gross but just in general retarded. Get a room. They make out for a few more stops, the guy kind of accepting but not reciprocating her PDA. The punchline of this story is that the woman was 40+ years old. In fact, before she stuck her hand between his legs, I was going to think that she was his mother.
I'm on the 5 Fulton last week, sitting in the almost-back-of-the-bus where the 4-seat pod with two facing benches is. A young gentleman sits down diagonally from me. He must have been in his early to mid 20s or so. Immediately as the bus starts moving with a jerk like always, I look up and his ladyfriend companion grabs his arm and sits next to him. She proceeds to envelope his neck with her arms and kiss him on the cheek, neck, and lips. She's much smaller than him, so she kinda has to reach up for his neck and it looks not only gross but just in general retarded. Get a room. They make out for a few more stops, the guy kind of accepting but not reciprocating her PDA. The punchline of this story is that the woman was 40+ years old. In fact, before she stuck her hand between his legs, I was going to think that she was his mother.