BIG ASS TEST-POST!!!! *grin*
All snagged from starrygirl604:
I'm 70% LiveJournal!
Veteran status.
The majority of the LJ community could learn from you.
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I'm the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe!
You're the Disney book-to-movie masterpiece, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe! For more information, read the description on Yahoo! Movies.
The Chronicles of Narnia: #3 Highest Grossing Movie of 2005, #34 All-Time
Which 2005 Blockbuster Movie are you?
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I'm 70% famous!
Get ready for the big time, 'cause you're well on your way. You've most likely already experienced being recognized in a crowd, or having a dedicated fanbase for something you've done. Now just try not to mess it up!
How famous are you?
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My Pope name is Stephen!
Your Pope name is Stephen!
Through the years, 47 Pope names have been taken and one (Peter) has been prophesied. Your Pope name was taken from this list.
What's your Pope name?
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I'm a 2x8 Lego Piece!
Unique and useful, you're a 2x8 Lego piece!
What Lego piece are you?
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I'm a Blue Converse All-Star
Mellow and laid-back, you're the easy-going type of person. Not one to let too many things phase you, you drift through life ignoring the struggles and giving a slight smile to the good times. Others around you might get annoyed at your lack of passion, but they don't realize that your content to be what you are: you take the good with the bad and never let anything get you down. You're the Carmelo Anthony or Yao Ming of your world, and while you'd definitely prefer a easier, better life, you're not one to dwell on the negative and instead you always at your current state, with a rare glimpse to the future or past.
What color Converse All-Star are you?
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I'm a Dwarf!
The stoic dwarves of Ironforge are an ancient race of robust humanoids who live beneath the snow-capped mountains of Khaz Modan. The Dwarves have always been fast allies with the Humans, and they revel in the prospects of battle and storytelling alike. In past ages, the Dwarves rarely left the safety of their mountain fortresses. However, whenever the call to battle sounded, they rose up to defend their friends and allies with unmatched courage and valor. Due to a recent discovery that uncovered fragments of their ancient origins, the Dwarves have undergone a remarkable transformation. The discovery convinced the Dwarves that the mighty Titans created them from stone when the world was young. They feel that their destiny is now to search the world over for more signs and proof of their enchanted heritage and to rediscover the Titans' hidden legacies. To this end, the Dwarves have sent out their Prospectors to all ends of the world in the hopes of discovering new insight into their shrouded past. These journeys led to Dwarven excavation sites all over the known world, some of which serve as outposts and some of which serve as potential hunting grounds for enemies of the Dwarven race. (Bio borrowed from WorldOfWarcraft.com)
What World of Warcraft race are you?
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kseenaa is being stalked on Livejournal!
chigrima is stalking kseenaa
chigrima’s REAL name :
Bishop Correll
chigrima’s REAL DOB :
13th February 1972
Height :179 cm
Weight : 67.3 kg
chigrima has dreamt about you :
9 times
chigrima became interested in you :
10th June 2004
chigrima’s latest dream about you
chigrima wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how chigrima describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things couldn’t be any worse at the moment, not only has kseenaa’s father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I’ve also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.’
chigrima’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
chigrima has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
chigrima took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
27 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is chigrima. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! chigrima threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
chigrima’s Police File
chigrima will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about chigrima
not_done_baking - A withered old hag
‘I always suspected chigrima was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
vicious_vikas - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I’m gonna kill kseenaa for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! chigrima is a brilliant person.’
waywardchilde - The Ear Doctor
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded kseenaa really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
sunnifwa - Wide-load
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than chigrima. Terrible person.’
I'm 70% LiveJournal!
Veteran status.
The majority of the LJ community could learn from you.
The LiveJournal Quiz
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I'm the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe!
You're the Disney book-to-movie masterpiece, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe! For more information, read the description on Yahoo! Movies.
The Chronicles of Narnia: #3 Highest Grossing Movie of 2005, #34 All-Time
Which 2005 Blockbuster Movie are you?
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I'm 70% famous!
Get ready for the big time, 'cause you're well on your way. You've most likely already experienced being recognized in a crowd, or having a dedicated fanbase for something you've done. Now just try not to mess it up!
How famous are you?
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My Pope name is Stephen!
Your Pope name is Stephen!
Through the years, 47 Pope names have been taken and one (Peter) has been prophesied. Your Pope name was taken from this list.
What's your Pope name?
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I'm a 2x8 Lego Piece!
Unique and useful, you're a 2x8 Lego piece!
What Lego piece are you?
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I'm a Blue Converse All-Star
Mellow and laid-back, you're the easy-going type of person. Not one to let too many things phase you, you drift through life ignoring the struggles and giving a slight smile to the good times. Others around you might get annoyed at your lack of passion, but they don't realize that your content to be what you are: you take the good with the bad and never let anything get you down. You're the Carmelo Anthony or Yao Ming of your world, and while you'd definitely prefer a easier, better life, you're not one to dwell on the negative and instead you always at your current state, with a rare glimpse to the future or past.
What color Converse All-Star are you?
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I'm a Dwarf!
The stoic dwarves of Ironforge are an ancient race of robust humanoids who live beneath the snow-capped mountains of Khaz Modan. The Dwarves have always been fast allies with the Humans, and they revel in the prospects of battle and storytelling alike. In past ages, the Dwarves rarely left the safety of their mountain fortresses. However, whenever the call to battle sounded, they rose up to defend their friends and allies with unmatched courage and valor. Due to a recent discovery that uncovered fragments of their ancient origins, the Dwarves have undergone a remarkable transformation. The discovery convinced the Dwarves that the mighty Titans created them from stone when the world was young. They feel that their destiny is now to search the world over for more signs and proof of their enchanted heritage and to rediscover the Titans' hidden legacies. To this end, the Dwarves have sent out their Prospectors to all ends of the world in the hopes of discovering new insight into their shrouded past. These journeys led to Dwarven excavation sites all over the known world, some of which serve as outposts and some of which serve as potential hunting grounds for enemies of the Dwarven race. (Bio borrowed from WorldOfWarcraft.com)
What World of Warcraft race are you?
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kseenaa is being stalked on Livejournal!
chigrima is stalking kseenaa
chigrima’s REAL name :
Bishop Correll
chigrima’s REAL DOB :
13th February 1972
Height :179 cm
Weight : 67.3 kg
chigrima has dreamt about you :
9 times
chigrima became interested in you :
10th June 2004
chigrima’s latest dream about you
chigrima wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how chigrima describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things couldn’t be any worse at the moment, not only has kseenaa’s father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I’ve also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.’
chigrima’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
chigrima has stolen all of your baby-photos.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
chigrima took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Marry me darling. Move in with me. I will do your laundry. I will raise the children! I will do anything to be your soulmate. Do you need a hip? How about a new set of teeth? Anything that is mine will soon be yours.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
27 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is chigrima. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! chigrima threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse."
chigrima’s Police File
chigrima will be the next Jeffrey Dahmer if they are not institutionalized immediately.
Testimonies about chigrima
not_done_baking - A withered old hag
‘I always suspected chigrima was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
vicious_vikas - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I’m gonna kill kseenaa for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! chigrima is a brilliant person.’
waywardchilde - The Ear Doctor
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded kseenaa really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
sunnifwa - Wide-load
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than chigrima. Terrible person.’