"Would You Like to Take A Survey?"
My name is: Keri
I may seem: like a funny, bitter, total bitch
But I'm really: spacey, depressed, and bored with life
People who know me think: I need to chill.
Sometimes I feel: like I'm being murdered in tiny incremints at work
My days are pretty full of: scripted speech, impatient busnessmen, clueless rednecks, and staring into computer screens
Yesterday: the Lightning beat the shit out of the Penguins <--- and how
In the morning I: sleep 'til ten and change, putter around the house
All you need is: Love, love. Love is all you need.
All I need is: A hundred grand and some booty.
When I look in the mirror I see: Frazzled!Keri
Love is: blindness? No. Love is the big, happy lie that makes the world go 'round.
If I could see one person right now it would be: a decent manucurist
I am afraid of: Death.
I dream about: fake stuff, and crossovers with other fake stuff.
001) What time are you starting this?: 12:52 am
003) Date of birth?: 11 May, 1980
004) Sex?: femme boheme
005) Height?: five nine
006) Eye color?: hazel green-gold thinger
008) Location?: the stinky front room in Spring Hill
009) Where were you born?: Plymouth, MA
010) Have you ever failed a grade?: Yes.
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?: Senior year of college. I so suck.
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: no, but I haev an insane non-stalker
014) If so, what is their name:
015) How long have you been together?:
016) What are you wearing right now?: The "Kick Ice" t-shirt and the flared jeans
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: I would love to, really. I'd also like to have sex before DYING.
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: One, ever. And it wasn't a crush, it was Mr. Zack. Tell them, Ed.
019) Do you smoke?: no, but I probably should given my freakish oral fixation
020) Do you drink?: What do you think I'm doing now?
021) Are you ghetto?: "You goin'? We fly you there. You been? We done already flew up in there. We got you covered like a Jimmy Hat. 'Cuz at Dillta, we luvs us some flyin', and it be showin' like a muthafucker." And, erm, no. Fo shizzle. Aight.
023) Are you a player?: Sorta. And no, christyedna, go fish.
024) What are your favorite colors?: Harlot red. And gold, suddenly.
025) What is your favorite animal?: Uh... koala?
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: No, but I have a buttload of moles and freckles and things.
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: Nope. I'ma sissy-girl.
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: No one -real-.
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: asshats
031) Have you ever been slapped?: bitchsmacked a few times, but only in the most affectionate way.
036) Do you have a social life?: I have an Edna. ::nods sagely::
037) How easily do you trust people?: I'm... suddenly not sure if I do trust anyone. Completely. Well, yeah, I do. And kidna easily.
038) Have you ever lied to your best friend?: Does telling them about the lies I tell other people count? Or fibbing?
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: ::frown:: Probably not... surprised, really.
040) Would you ever sky dive?: If I were paid enough.
041) Do you like to dance?: Hello! Dancing Usher, right here!
068) Have you ever been out of state?: Yes. And the country.
069) Do you like to travel?: "I wanna swim the English Channel, I wanna go to the top of the Empire State Building, I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu!" "Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room." Erm, right.
074) Have you ever been dumped?: no
075) Have you ever gotten high?: Not sure if spacing out on Midol or generic Xanax counts...
077) Do you like Snapple?: Dude, Snapple is like sacred.
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yes
079) What toothpaste do you use?: Arm and Hammer baking soda minty goodness. Mmmm.
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Yes. Is it charged? No way.
081) Do you have a curfew?: Nope.
084) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: Nope.
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: Uh... ::hangs head:: No Boundaries... yay Wal-Mart.
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: St. Christopheer medal (no irony), the new mother of pearl Watcher's rin, and the ring I got in Mexico with the malacite whose sisters have gotten destroyed/lost. ::glares::
087) What do you have pierced?: ears
088) What do you want pierced?: I'm good with ears.
089) Do you like taking pictures?: Sure. Especially when high on non-Xanax.
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure
091) Do you have a tan?: I am the poster girl for White. The color, not the... what the PC term for "race" again?
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: Yes, what?
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line? At work. x8770, not that you can call me.
095) Do you have your own pool?: I have mom and dad's pool, which i did not venture into at all this year. I suck.
096) Do you have any siblings?: Yep.
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: Boxers are stylish and nifty. And comfy.
100) Do you get along with your parents?: More or less.
102) How do you vent your anger?: By ranting, then repressing.
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: I've been laid off.
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: No. Well... three, although exactly NONE of them count.
108) Do you run your mouth?: All the effing time.
116) Are you rude?: Apparently.
117) What was the last compliment you received?: Either Daniel raving about my eyes again r some random customer telling me I was "awesome."
118) Do you like getting dirty?: I made my own damn mud puddles when I was a kid.
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: Yeah. But wait, when I start taking yoga classes...
121) What is your heritage?: ::deep breath:: French Canadien, Italian, German, Swedish (I think), Armenian (yes, really), Irish, Scots, English, uh... Freak?
123) What does your hair look like right now?: near-dead ponytail
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: maybe, but with a ridiculous amount of effort. I could be a breadian no problem.
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: Uh... maybe when Terry moved? That's a different sort of heartbreak, though. none romantically.
126) Describe your looks?: tall, kinda lanky but average weight, with poofy hair and nearly-anime eyes.
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: I WOULD have if the fucker had had a CAR then.
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: Yes, but not that much older. Unless of course he seduced me with his wisdom and cool accent. A-HEM.
131) When was the last time you went on a date? I'm gonna count the Boston game, damnit. What was that, March 15?
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: Ding ding and I'm on at work, and however long it takes me to find the phne and process the caller ID at home.
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: Yep!
139) If yes, when was the last time?: It's been at least ten years.
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: Dad from the cheekbones up, and the nose, but everyoen says I look like Mom. And we both look like this one portrait of Judith with some guy's head on a platter.
141) Do you cry a lot?: When I need to.
145) Are you the romantic type?: Hopeless.
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: Only to get pulled over for speeding. Twice.
147) What do you like most about your body?: I like my eyes. Although I'm amused at having boobs now.
148) What do you like least about your body?: How I still get zits like constantly.
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: ::realizes Krys has her brunette fetish:: Uh... brunettes. Erm.
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: ::looks at feet:: The weird Jesus sandals everyone seems to like that I've lived in all summer.
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: I used to. Now they just inadvertently roll up and it's annoying.
154) What about cleavage?: Occasionally.
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: Yes and no. Ha!
158) What color are your underwear right now?: ::checks:: White. Damnit. But yesterday they were purple, and before that Hawaiian print. See? i'm not boring.
159) What theme does your room have?: Theme? Uh.... "Look At All The Pretty Boys!"
160) What size shoe do you wear?: 10
167) What do you sleep in?: t-shirt and undies. Or the sheep pjs.
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: No.
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: Mama's girl.
125) What does your lj username mean?: First initial and my quasi-pen anme, which at soe point translated to "forest voices" in Armenian.
178) Do you wear Chucks?: Uh, no?
Bonus points to anyoe beyond the obvious people getting the reference.