Gah!
Yes, totally forgot people in yesterday's post. FAIL, ME.
oddsbobs is my fandom twin. We have the same shipping philosophy, share other fandoms, and agree on most personal canons. I squee and flail in her general direction for now and always.
Over at FF.net is an author called DisturbedMuffin who ships DG/Glimbrose and writes lovely, lovely things. "Being A Grown Up" is so adorable and SO personal canon, and "I Used To Be" gets progressively better as it goes on.
LATER: my "Unfinished Business/One Hit Wonders" AAW post. Tomorrow: "Ships In The Night" and Dr. Seda's Unified Fandom Vision. Which is becoming less unified again. WHERE DID MY SQUEE GO.
EVEN LATER: I have got to write something. I have too many ideas, I may need to do some sort of poll again. "Dude, you're supposed to be doing Twister City." I KNOW, LeFerve, shut up!
NOW: A meme. Fill out the list with slashable characters and answer the questions. I'm filling it out twice while mixing things up, just in case today is as slow as I think it'll be.
1. Glitch
2. Turlough
3. Wilson
4. Crews (not that I can slash him, ever, but...)
5. Zero
6. House
7. Ten
8. Remy (what the hell)
9. Fitz
10. Ambrose (what the hell again)
11. Eight
12. Cain
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...I may have? No idea where, do not ask, but I'm sure it exists and not just in a rule #34 way.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Is Crews hot. Hot like a million zillion burning suns, yo.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cain and Remy. *chokes* Sorry, I can never answer this one, I just end up giggling to much.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
About Fitz? *blank stare* I need to do the EDA fic master list. But yes, yes I can. I'll save you time and say "Start with anything by wishfulaces" and then you can follow your own way.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Turlough and House... hey, I got that last time I did this. And YES.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Zero/Fitz or Zero/Ambrose. Iiiii gotta go with Zero/Ambrose because I already ship it and it's HOT LIKE BURNING.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...I cna't think about this without putting it on TR. IT WOULD BE FULL OF FAIL.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Wilson/Ambrose. "Wilson falls for another egocentric genius. He denys that there is a pattern, seeing as this one is an engineer."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Glitch/Remy fluff? I'm sure there could be in some universe, if both fo theri woobie factors were ramped up to 11.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ten/Cain h/c. Wow. "Rules of Survival."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Crews and Glitch. AHAHAHA. Okay, other than somebody getting genderswap'd there would have to be either magic or a cotrolled substance involved, as well as the Fate Of The Universe being at stake.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
TEN slash? Oh hell yes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Wilson het... I'm sure it exists, aaaand therefore probably?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Eight? Yes, yes they do and I loffs them
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Turlough/Crews/Zero GOOD GOD that's fucked up. Um. Maybe me if I was really drunk?
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"If you think this is good, imagine it in retrograde." No, I have no idea. it was either that or "Commence the reverse pulsing!" and I REFUSE TO GO THERE.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Remy. "House Of The Rising Sun" is way cliche, isn't it? Um. "Don't Let me Be Misunderstood"? Clearly something by the Animals or CCR.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Glitch/House/Cain OH MY GOD. Bondage and PROBABLY zipperporn.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Turlough to Ambrose. "That's very nice but mine's interstellar."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Zero? YESTERDAY.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
A super secret kink for House. I do not think I want to know.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Eight and Fitz. BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY and then again in reverse!
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Wilson and Ten. Um. Ten. No I'm not sure why. Behold the power of tiemcock?
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Glitch and Fitz are in a happy relationship until Fitz suddenly runs off with Crews. Glitch, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eight and a brief unhappy affair with Cain, then follows the wise advice of Zero and finds true love with Wilson."
JESUS MCFUCK. Um. "Nevermind The Summer," fangirled mightily by me and Manda and maypanic, written byyyy... *throws dart* annehiro.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ten/Remy? NOT SHOCKED.
1. House
2. Fitz
3. Ambrose
4. Ten
5. Eight
6. Remy
7. Cain
8. Wilson
9. Crews
10. Glitch
11. Turlough
12. Zero
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Remy/Turlough. No and YES.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ten? Eh... not really. He has special powers that make me want to smack him.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Zero got Wilson... House would implode with flail. For skience.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Crews? YES. Will also get on that later.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fitz and Remy? if you keep the supply of cigarettes steady and they don't spend all their time trying to one-up each other's angst, hells yeah.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Eight/Crews or Eight/Glitch. Oh man, Eight/Crews for the pretty and the subtle emo. Glitch as a companion for Eight? Fucking BRING IT, there's be endless flailing and squee form both of them.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Cain walked in on Fitz and Zero. He'd roll his eyes, tell Fitz to watch himself, and saunter off.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ambrose/Glitch. Oh. Oh my God. "The only one who could understand was himself, who was not himself, who made everything so right that it hurt."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
House/Wilson? I'm 100% sure there is, and I'm 100% sure it's wildly OOC.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cain/Zero... WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY IN SEMI-CANON LAND? "Where There's A Will"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Ten deflowering House? TIME TRAVEL.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Cain slash? AHAHAHHA! *deep breath* Haaaaaaaaaaa! Oh man I love you, meme.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ambrose het? Yep! I've even written some!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
They... used to. A lot. Oh. how I miss the golden age of Turlough...
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fitz/Ten/Eight? YES, REPEATEDLY.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Glitch? Something about equilateral triangles. Seriously.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Wilson songfic. Something Bob Dylan. Probably "Subterenean Homesick Blues."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
House/Remy/Zero (laaaaaaaawl Remy Zero!). Um. Shit blowing up and character death. No idea who.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Fitz trying to pick Glitch up. "Shag?" *blink* What, it's cliche!
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last fic about Eight... couple weeks ago?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Remy. Um. No idea but it may well involve seekrit voodoo rituals.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Turlough would TRY to shag Crews, drunk OR sober, and get his arm broken.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ambrose. Tops. Always. This is trufacts and the sooner fandom accepts this the happier we'll all be.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Ten. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"House and Crews are in a happy relationship until Crews suddenly runs off with Ten. House, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Turlough and a brief unhappy affair with Zero, then follows the wise advice of Eight and finds true love with Glitch."
This is always my favorite thing ever. "Diagnosis: Emo", fangirled by EVERYONE EVER and written by andrealyn. Oh yes.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cain/Wilson... eh, apathetic really.
oddsbobs is my fandom twin. We have the same shipping philosophy, share other fandoms, and agree on most personal canons. I squee and flail in her general direction for now and always.
Over at FF.net is an author called DisturbedMuffin who ships DG/Glimbrose and writes lovely, lovely things. "Being A Grown Up" is so adorable and SO personal canon, and "I Used To Be" gets progressively better as it goes on.
LATER: my "Unfinished Business/One Hit Wonders" AAW post. Tomorrow: "Ships In The Night" and Dr. Seda's Unified Fandom Vision. Which is becoming less unified again. WHERE DID MY SQUEE GO.
EVEN LATER: I have got to write something. I have too many ideas, I may need to do some sort of poll again. "Dude, you're supposed to be doing Twister City." I KNOW, LeFerve, shut up!
NOW: A meme. Fill out the list with slashable characters and answer the questions. I'm filling it out twice while mixing things up, just in case today is as slow as I think it'll be.
1. Glitch
2. Turlough
3. Wilson
4. Crews (not that I can slash him, ever, but...)
5. Zero
6. House
7. Ten
8. Remy (what the hell)
9. Fitz
10. Ambrose (what the hell again)
11. Eight
12. Cain
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...I may have? No idea where, do not ask, but I'm sure it exists and not just in a rule #34 way.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Is Crews hot. Hot like a million zillion burning suns, yo.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Cain and Remy. *chokes* Sorry, I can never answer this one, I just end up giggling to much.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
About Fitz? *blank stare* I need to do the EDA fic master list. But yes, yes I can. I'll save you time and say "Start with anything by wishfulaces" and then you can follow your own way.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Turlough and House... hey, I got that last time I did this. And YES.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Zero/Fitz or Zero/Ambrose. Iiiii gotta go with Zero/Ambrose because I already ship it and it's HOT LIKE BURNING.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
...I cna't think about this without putting it on TR. IT WOULD BE FULL OF FAIL.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Wilson/Ambrose. "Wilson falls for another egocentric genius. He denys that there is a pattern, seeing as this one is an engineer."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Glitch/Remy fluff? I'm sure there could be in some universe, if both fo theri woobie factors were ramped up to 11.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ten/Cain h/c. Wow. "Rules of Survival."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Crews and Glitch. AHAHAHA. Okay, other than somebody getting genderswap'd there would have to be either magic or a cotrolled substance involved, as well as the Fate Of The Universe being at stake.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
TEN slash? Oh hell yes.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Wilson het... I'm sure it exists, aaaand therefore probably?
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Eight? Yes, yes they do and I loffs them
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Turlough/Crews/Zero GOOD GOD that's fucked up. Um. Maybe me if I was really drunk?
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"If you think this is good, imagine it in retrograde." No, I have no idea. it was either that or "Commence the reverse pulsing!" and I REFUSE TO GO THERE.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Remy. "House Of The Rising Sun" is way cliche, isn't it? Um. "Don't Let me Be Misunderstood"? Clearly something by the Animals or CCR.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Glitch/House/Cain OH MY GOD. Bondage and PROBABLY zipperporn.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Turlough to Ambrose. "That's very nice but mine's interstellar."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Zero? YESTERDAY.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
A super secret kink for House. I do not think I want to know.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Eight and Fitz. BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY and then again in reverse!
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Wilson and Ten. Um. Ten. No I'm not sure why. Behold the power of tiemcock?
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Glitch and Fitz are in a happy relationship until Fitz suddenly runs off with Crews. Glitch, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eight and a brief unhappy affair with Cain, then follows the wise advice of Zero and finds true love with Wilson."
JESUS MCFUCK. Um. "Nevermind The Summer," fangirled mightily by me and Manda and maypanic, written byyyy... *throws dart* annehiro.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ten/Remy? NOT SHOCKED.
1. House
2. Fitz
3. Ambrose
4. Ten
5. Eight
6. Remy
7. Cain
8. Wilson
9. Crews
10. Glitch
11. Turlough
12. Zero
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Remy/Turlough. No and YES.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ten? Eh... not really. He has special powers that make me want to smack him.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Zero got Wilson... House would implode with flail. For skience.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Crews? YES. Will also get on that later.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Fitz and Remy? if you keep the supply of cigarettes steady and they don't spend all their time trying to one-up each other's angst, hells yeah.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Eight/Crews or Eight/Glitch. Oh man, Eight/Crews for the pretty and the subtle emo. Glitch as a companion for Eight? Fucking BRING IT, there's be endless flailing and squee form both of them.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Cain walked in on Fitz and Zero. He'd roll his eyes, tell Fitz to watch himself, and saunter off.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Ambrose/Glitch. Oh. Oh my God. "The only one who could understand was himself, who was not himself, who made everything so right that it hurt."
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
House/Wilson? I'm 100% sure there is, and I'm 100% sure it's wildly OOC.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Cain/Zero... WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY IN SEMI-CANON LAND? "Where There's A Will"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Ten deflowering House? TIME TRAVEL.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Cain slash? AHAHAHHA! *deep breath* Haaaaaaaaaaa! Oh man I love you, meme.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ambrose het? Yep! I've even written some!
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
They... used to. A lot. Oh. how I miss the golden age of Turlough...
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Fitz/Ten/Eight? YES, REPEATEDLY.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Glitch? Something about equilateral triangles. Seriously.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Wilson songfic. Something Bob Dylan. Probably "Subterenean Homesick Blues."
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
House/Remy/Zero (laaaaaaaawl Remy Zero!). Um. Shit blowing up and character death. No idea who.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Fitz trying to pick Glitch up. "Shag?" *blink* What, it's cliche!
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last fic about Eight... couple weeks ago?
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Remy. Um. No idea but it may well involve seekrit voodoo rituals.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Turlough would TRY to shag Crews, drunk OR sober, and get his arm broken.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ambrose. Tops. Always. This is trufacts and the sooner fandom accepts this the happier we'll all be.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Ten. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"House and Crews are in a happy relationship until Crews suddenly runs off with Ten. House, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Turlough and a brief unhappy affair with Zero, then follows the wise advice of Eight and finds true love with Glitch."
This is always my favorite thing ever. "Diagnosis: Emo", fangirled by EVERYONE EVER and written by andrealyn. Oh yes.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Cain/Wilson... eh, apathetic really.