Buncha scraps

[kseda]

It's Friday and I'm feeling loopy.

First I offer a CuteOverload link which instantly made me think of lizbee. Not a squid, but still an adorable cuttlefish. The alt text kills me ded.

And, uh, assorted really dumb memery:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Turlough!

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Turlough has 7!
2. A Turloughometer is used to measure Turlough!
3. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Turlough.
4. Turlough is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
5. More people are killed by Turlough each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Turlough!
7. Without its lining of Turlough, your stomach would digest itself.
8. Turlough is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
9. Czar Paul I banished Turlough to Siberia for marching out of step!
10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Turlough.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fitz!

1. An average beaver can cut down Fitz every year!
2. Tradition allows women to propose to Fitz only during leap years!
3. Birds do not sleep in Fitz, though they may rest in him from time to time.
4. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Fitz.
5. The air around Fitz is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
6. If you toss Fitz 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Fitz.
8. It took Fitz 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
9. If Fitz was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
10. Fitz was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Anji!

1. If you blow out all the candles on Anji with one breath, your wish will come true.
2. Anji is the sacred animal of Thailand!
3. You should always store Anji in an airtight container in the fridge.
4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Anji.
5. There are 336 dimples on Anji.
6. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Anji!
7. Medieval knights put the skin of Anji on their sword handles to improve the grip!
8. Anji has a bifurcated penis.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Anji.
10. Anji does not have toes!