Surveys!
Assorted, and stolen from christyedna
Q: What was the 1st thing you did this morning?
A: Wake up. Duh? Followed by a shower.
Q: Last thing you ate:
A: Leftover Hamburger Helper.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: ::guffaws::
Q: What's the last movie you saw?:
A: I saw "Corpse Bride" tonight. And I cried like a sissy girl.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: To drop Terry of at some restaurant in Paramus.
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: I smile when I lie.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Only when they impress me. And I almost capitalized that.
Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: I'm off-putting, but cuddly if you ignore that.
Q: Where did you sleep last night?:
A: On das futon.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: lue and black and white pinstripes.
Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: Girls.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: See above re: "Corpse Bride."
Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: ::mindlessplotgoingnowhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee::
Q: What are you about to do?
A: Oogle Jon Stewart ::oogles::
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10?
A: 6.
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Jooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
Q: If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A: Water. Really.
Q: Anything hurt on your body right now?
A: My back is actually behaving so, no.
Q: Whats your job position called?
A: Administrative assistant.
Q: What kind of phone service do you have?
A: IO Digital Phone. Thing? And Cingular on my cell.
Q: Do you own a camera phone?
A: Yes. Would you like a picture of one of my Terry's cats? Have a Simon:
Q:What's your favorite month?
A: I like October? Uh... really I don't have a favorite month. Sad.
Q: What was your elementary schools mascot?
A: I don't think we had one at Bucks Hill (Waterbury, CT) but John D. Floyd was, I think, the Dolphins. It's been a while. <----- It totally was. In chorus I was a Minot Forest in MA, however... no mascot. WEIRD. I'll say "owl" because I like owls.
Q: Whats your favorite bottled water?
A: Aquafina. Although Poland Spring is pretty awesome.
Q: What are you doing at 9 pm tonight?
A: I was watching "Corpse Bride" and crying. Like a sissy girl.
Q: Whats your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: Caramel machiato? Uh....
Q: Did you attend your High School prom?
A: Yes. It sucked.
Q: Did you go to someone else's prom?
A: Nyet.
Q: Do you prefer coffee or tea?
A: Chai! Er... tea!
Q: Something red within 5 feet of you?
A: ::looks around frantically:: Oh my GOD there is no actual red within five feet of me. Oh! Cherry Jolly Rancher!
Q: Do you smoke?
A: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. (Although there are times I wish I did, and therefore that it wasn't stinky.)
Q: The weirdest thing that has happened this week?
A: Witnessing the "Free Hugs!" Earth-mother lady on 42nd street today.
Q: Ever done the Electric Slide?
A: I've tried it, but the Cha-Cha Slide is far superior. As is, to a degree, the Macarena.
Q: How much French do you know?
A: Je parle un petite francais. I speak Gambit. Allors. Cher.
Q: Favorite sparkly things?
A: Sparkly? WHERE?!?!?!?!
Q: Ever crash a car, been in accident?
A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::gasps:: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA! Yes.
Q: Do you look good in yellow?
A: Very very rarely.
Q: Do you sing?
A: Yes.
Q: Ever sing in public?
A: Karaoke, bitches.
Q: Least favorite color?
A: Ones that don't exist in nature.
Q: Favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pepperoni. Maybe with sausage. I also like mushroom (not fresh, weirdly) and black olives. Thick crust if I can get away with it. Pizza Hut really -does- make the best pizza. Other than that place in the middle of nowhere, New York, or down the Shore.
Q: Ever had Dippin Dots?
A: Liek woah.
Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
A: Nope.
Q: How old were you when you got a cell phone?
A: ......18? Maybe younger.
Q: How many driving tickets have you had?
A: One. Weirdly. I was doing 89 in a 70 zone so it was justified.
Q: Do you own your own house?
A: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No.
Q: At what age do you want to get married?
A: That's something I really do NOT wanna put a deadline on. Depresed enough as it is.
Q: Have you ever been married?
A: No one's been even close to that stupid. Although I may still be engaged to Ralph DeCristopharo. He gave me a ring when we were 9.
Q: Have you ever had to get a restraining order?
A: Nope.
Q: How many kids do you have/want?
A: Oh Jesus. I see myself getting accidently pregnant at some point in my life, adn that's how I'll become a parent. Her name will be Charlotte Jane. Alternately, his name will be Peter Sebastian.
Q: Ketchup or Mustard?
A: Ketchup, saldy. I'm dull like that.
I asusme the second survey starts here.
1) Do you wear shoes that are actually too small?
Hells no.
2) Do you get up at least an hour early to get ready each day?
I try to do it an hour before I have to -leave,- if that's what you mean Survey.
3) Can you put on mascara with your mouth closed?
....probably not. Freaky.
4) Does your heart break easily?
maybe?
5) Do you think you pee more than men?
no
6) Have you ever wondered why men have nipples?
no
7) When buying underwear, what type of cashier do you look for?
It really doesn't matter.
8) How many purses do you own?
Three.
9) Do you get a little too emotional that time of month?
Yep.
10) How many tubes of lipstick do you own?
Two.
11) Do you expect the man to pay for dates?
I would if I HAD ONE.
12) Do you prefer curling up on the couch watching tv or going out?
Chair, gang, curl up in the chair.
13) Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines?
Flowers.
14) Do you enjoy cleaning the house?
Not so much.
15) Do you like to cook?
Yes.
16)Can you sew?
Very, VERY poorly.
17) Are you really feminine or a tom boy?
I'm a girly tom boy.
18)Do you like football?
I can tolorate it in small doses. I think I like GOLF more than football.
19) Do you watch chick flicks?
Only under extreme duress.
Reveal a little about yourself?
Must I?
20) Is your hair up?
It's -back.-
21) Is your phone right beside you?
My cell is within reach. More or less.
22) Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Not especially.
23) Do you have plans for tonight?
Nope.
24) Are you wearing makeup?
No.
25) Are you wearing chapstick?
No.
26) Are you cold?
No.
27) Are you tired?
No.
28) Are you excited?
On.
29) Are you watching t.v.?
Yes, damn you!!
30) Are you wearing pajamas?
No.
31) Who's the last person you IMed?
....Laurie to tell her eHarmony can't help me.
32) Who's the last person that called you?
Terry, asking me to open the door.
33) Ever lied?
No.
34) Ever stuck gum under a desk?
No.
35) Ever spit at someone?
No.
36) Ever kicked something living?
No.
37) Ever had your nails done?
Yes.
38) Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?
No.
TODAY
39) Have you cussed:
Fuck yeah.
40) Have you yelled at someone?
No.
41) Have you gotten mad at someone?
No.
42) Have you cried?
No.
43) Have you called more than 3 people?
No.
44) Have you eaten anything gross?
No.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
....I had to have been six.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With my teddy bear.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
EX-wife. And yes.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Oh who the fuck cares, really?
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
What ex's?
10. Do you know how to play poker?
A smidge. But then so does anyone with cable.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No.
12. What's your favorite commercial?
I rather like the Subway commercials with Jon Lovitz. I am the only one on Earth who does, but whatevs.
13. What are you allergic to?
Pine pollen
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Probably?
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
BoSox!!!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Regularly.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I'm sure it was recently.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes. Do you want me to?
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
Ohmygodworkjobackeeeeeeeeeeeeohmygod!!!!
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
Yes. It s Paris Hilton, right?
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes.
25 What cell service do you use?
Cingular!!!
26. Do you like Sushi?
Sissy sushi.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
28. What do you wear to bed?
Jammies.
29. Been caught stealing?
Once, when I was five.
30. What shoe size do you have?
10
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Bush.
32. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic rock every nanosecond of forever.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
At this moment, Jon Stewart.
34. Are you a virgin
To a degree.
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Yes.
36. What food do you find disgusting?
Zuccini.
37. Do you sing in the shower?
No, oddly.
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
::mutters something unintelligible::
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Oh who hasn't?
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Nope.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No.
1. What does your MySpace Name mean?
I don't have one. Suckers.
2. Elaborate on your default photo.
It's a garden gnome. It refers to when Fitz met Eight in the garden center. Our hero had just wrapped up a garden gnome for some old biddy and was muttering about people being all so stupid. Then Eight chastized him for being cynical and demanded to buy a dying begonia. Then there was discussions about fake French accents and it all went to hell from there.
3. What's your middle name?
Lee?
4. What is your best friend's name?
Theresa
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Crush?
6. What is your current mood?
of the chillin'
7. What do you love most?
Liberal swill.
8. What makes you most happy?
Liberal swill.
9. Are you musically inclined?
I act like I can sing.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I'd not stop for that damn coffee.
11. If you had to be an animal for one day, what would you be?
cat, totally
12. Ever have a near death experience?
no
13. Name one thing you do a lot?
stare into the depths of teh internets
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
....oh my GOD I don't have one.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Christy.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Salvador Dali. Seriosuly.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes. Karaoke on a cruise ship.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hair. Still.
21. Are you gay?
No.
22. Have you ever been in love?
No.
23. did you ever have a fish named henry?
No.
24. is your name garrett mcweeney?
No.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes, occasionally.
26. Do you have braces?
Not anymore.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes.
28. Name something funny that happened to you?
I was born, yo.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
No.
30. What's your favorite smell?
Bacon. Sure.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Done. "chair and went in search of a waiter."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
My boudoire lamp.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Colbert being snarky.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:37p. ::glances:: Holy shit I was right.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Oops.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier this evening, to investigate the fire across the street.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My flist
9. What are you wearing?
jeans and a long-sleaved shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
not that I recall
11. When did you last laugh?
maybe two minutes ago, @ Colbert
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Bookshelves and a calendar
13. Seen anything weird lately?
See above re: fire
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Stupid.
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Corpse Bride," still
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A home.
17. Tell me something about you that I might not know:
.........who ARE you?
18. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
Te president of the USA.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yep.
20. George Bush:
DIAF
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Charlotte Jane
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Peter Francios.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach gates?
WTF, dude?
Q: What was the 1st thing you did this morning?
A: Wake up. Duh? Followed by a shower.
Q: Last thing you ate:
A: Leftover Hamburger Helper.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: ::guffaws::
Q: What's the last movie you saw?:
A: I saw "Corpse Bride" tonight. And I cried like a sissy girl.
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: To drop Terry of at some restaurant in Paramus.
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: I smile when I lie.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Only when they impress me. And I almost capitalized that.
Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: I'm off-putting, but cuddly if you ignore that.
Q: Where did you sleep last night?:
A: On das futon.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: lue and black and white pinstripes.
Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: Girls.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: See above re: "Corpse Bride."
Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: ::mindlessplotgoingnowhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee::
Q: What are you about to do?
A: Oogle Jon Stewart ::oogles::
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10?
A: 6.
Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Jooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
Q: If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
A: Water. Really.
Q: Anything hurt on your body right now?
A: My back is actually behaving so, no.
Q: Whats your job position called?
A: Administrative assistant.
Q: What kind of phone service do you have?
A: IO Digital Phone. Thing? And Cingular on my cell.
Q: Do you own a camera phone?
A: Yes. Would you like a picture of one of my Terry's cats? Have a Simon:
Q:What's your favorite month?
A: I like October? Uh... really I don't have a favorite month. Sad.
Q: What was your elementary schools mascot?
A: I don't think we had one at Bucks Hill (Waterbury, CT) but John D. Floyd was, I think, the Dolphins. It's been a while. <----- It totally was. In chorus I was a Minot Forest in MA, however... no mascot. WEIRD. I'll say "owl" because I like owls.
Q: Whats your favorite bottled water?
A: Aquafina. Although Poland Spring is pretty awesome.
Q: What are you doing at 9 pm tonight?
A: I was watching "Corpse Bride" and crying. Like a sissy girl.
Q: Whats your favorite Starbucks drink?
A: Caramel machiato? Uh....
Q: Did you attend your High School prom?
A: Yes. It sucked.
Q: Did you go to someone else's prom?
A: Nyet.
Q: Do you prefer coffee or tea?
A: Chai! Er... tea!
Q: Something red within 5 feet of you?
A: ::looks around frantically:: Oh my GOD there is no actual red within five feet of me. Oh! Cherry Jolly Rancher!
Q: Do you smoke?
A: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. (Although there are times I wish I did, and therefore that it wasn't stinky.)
Q: The weirdest thing that has happened this week?
A: Witnessing the "Free Hugs!" Earth-mother lady on 42nd street today.
Q: Ever done the Electric Slide?
A: I've tried it, but the Cha-Cha Slide is far superior. As is, to a degree, the Macarena.
Q: How much French do you know?
A: Je parle un petite francais. I speak Gambit. Allors. Cher.
Q: Favorite sparkly things?
A: Sparkly? WHERE?!?!?!?!
Q: Ever crash a car, been in accident?
A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ::gasps:: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA! Yes.
Q: Do you look good in yellow?
A: Very very rarely.
Q: Do you sing?
A: Yes.
Q: Ever sing in public?
A: Karaoke, bitches.
Q: Least favorite color?
A: Ones that don't exist in nature.
Q: Favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pepperoni. Maybe with sausage. I also like mushroom (not fresh, weirdly) and black olives. Thick crust if I can get away with it. Pizza Hut really -does- make the best pizza. Other than that place in the middle of nowhere, New York, or down the Shore.
Q: Ever had Dippin Dots?
A: Liek woah.
Q: Ever make fun of a homeless person?
A: Nope.
Q: How old were you when you got a cell phone?
A: ......18? Maybe younger.
Q: How many driving tickets have you had?
A: One. Weirdly. I was doing 89 in a 70 zone so it was justified.
Q: Do you own your own house?
A: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No.
Q: At what age do you want to get married?
A: That's something I really do NOT wanna put a deadline on. Depresed enough as it is.
Q: Have you ever been married?
A: No one's been even close to that stupid. Although I may still be engaged to Ralph DeCristopharo. He gave me a ring when we were 9.
Q: Have you ever had to get a restraining order?
A: Nope.
Q: How many kids do you have/want?
A: Oh Jesus. I see myself getting accidently pregnant at some point in my life, adn that's how I'll become a parent. Her name will be Charlotte Jane. Alternately, his name will be Peter Sebastian.
Q: Ketchup or Mustard?
A: Ketchup, saldy. I'm dull like that.
I asusme the second survey starts here.
1) Do you wear shoes that are actually too small?
Hells no.
2) Do you get up at least an hour early to get ready each day?
I try to do it an hour before I have to -leave,- if that's what you mean Survey.
3) Can you put on mascara with your mouth closed?
....probably not. Freaky.
4) Does your heart break easily?
maybe?
5) Do you think you pee more than men?
no
6) Have you ever wondered why men have nipples?
no
7) When buying underwear, what type of cashier do you look for?
It really doesn't matter.
8) How many purses do you own?
Three.
9) Do you get a little too emotional that time of month?
Yep.
10) How many tubes of lipstick do you own?
Two.
11) Do you expect the man to pay for dates?
I would if I HAD ONE.
12) Do you prefer curling up on the couch watching tv or going out?
Chair, gang, curl up in the chair.
13) Would you rather get flowers or a stuffed animal for Valentines?
Flowers.
14) Do you enjoy cleaning the house?
Not so much.
15) Do you like to cook?
Yes.
16)Can you sew?
Very, VERY poorly.
17) Are you really feminine or a tom boy?
I'm a girly tom boy.
18)Do you like football?
I can tolorate it in small doses. I think I like GOLF more than football.
19) Do you watch chick flicks?
Only under extreme duress.
Reveal a little about yourself?
Must I?
20) Is your hair up?
It's -back.-
21) Is your phone right beside you?
My cell is within reach. More or less.
22) Do you wish you were somewhere else?
Not especially.
23) Do you have plans for tonight?
Nope.
24) Are you wearing makeup?
No.
25) Are you wearing chapstick?
No.
26) Are you cold?
No.
27) Are you tired?
No.
28) Are you excited?
On.
29) Are you watching t.v.?
Yes, damn you!!
30) Are you wearing pajamas?
No.
31) Who's the last person you IMed?
....Laurie to tell her eHarmony can't help me.
32) Who's the last person that called you?
Terry, asking me to open the door.
33) Ever lied?
No.
34) Ever stuck gum under a desk?
No.
35) Ever spit at someone?
No.
36) Ever kicked something living?
No.
37) Ever had your nails done?
Yes.
38) Ever thrown up because you cried so hard?
No.
TODAY
39) Have you cussed:
Fuck yeah.
40) Have you yelled at someone?
No.
41) Have you gotten mad at someone?
No.
42) Have you cried?
No.
43) Have you called more than 3 people?
No.
44) Have you eaten anything gross?
No.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
No.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
....I had to have been six.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With my teddy bear.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
EX-wife. And yes.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Oh who the fuck cares, really?
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
What ex's?
10. Do you know how to play poker?
A smidge. But then so does anyone with cable.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
No.
12. What's your favorite commercial?
I rather like the Subway commercials with Jon Lovitz. I am the only one on Earth who does, but whatevs.
13. What are you allergic to?
Pine pollen
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Probably?
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
BoSox!!!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yes.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Regularly.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
I'm sure it was recently.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes. Do you want me to?
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
Ohmygodworkjobackeeeeeeeeeeeeohmygod!!!!
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
Yes. It s Paris Hilton, right?
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes.
25 What cell service do you use?
Cingular!!!
26. Do you like Sushi?
Sissy sushi.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes.
28. What do you wear to bed?
Jammies.
29. Been caught stealing?
Once, when I was five.
30. What shoe size do you have?
10
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Bush.
32. Classic Rock or Rap?
Classic rock every nanosecond of forever.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
At this moment, Jon Stewart.
34. Are you a virgin
To a degree.
35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Yes.
36. What food do you find disgusting?
Zuccini.
37. Do you sing in the shower?
No, oddly.
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
::mutters something unintelligible::
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Oh who hasn't?
40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Nope.
41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No.
1. What does your MySpace Name mean?
I don't have one. Suckers.
2. Elaborate on your default photo.
It's a garden gnome. It refers to when Fitz met Eight in the garden center. Our hero had just wrapped up a garden gnome for some old biddy and was muttering about people being all so stupid. Then Eight chastized him for being cynical and demanded to buy a dying begonia. Then there was discussions about fake French accents and it all went to hell from there.
3. What's your middle name?
Lee?
4. What is your best friend's name?
Theresa
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Crush?
6. What is your current mood?
of the chillin'
7. What do you love most?
Liberal swill.
8. What makes you most happy?
Liberal swill.
9. Are you musically inclined?
I act like I can sing.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something, what would it be?
I'd not stop for that damn coffee.
11. If you had to be an animal for one day, what would you be?
cat, totally
12. Ever have a near death experience?
no
13. Name one thing you do a lot?
stare into the depths of teh internets
14. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
....oh my GOD I don't have one.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
Christy.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Salvador Dali. Seriosuly.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes. Karaoke on a cruise ship.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Hair. Still.
21. Are you gay?
No.
22. Have you ever been in love?
No.
23. did you ever have a fish named henry?
No.
24. is your name garrett mcweeney?
No.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes, occasionally.
26. Do you have braces?
Not anymore.
27. Are you comfortable with your height?
Yes.
28. Name something funny that happened to you?
I was born, yo.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
No.
30. What's your favorite smell?
Bacon. Sure.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Done. "chair and went in search of a waiter."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
My boudoire lamp.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Colbert being snarky.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:37p. ::glances:: Holy shit I was right.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Oops.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
TV
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier this evening, to investigate the fire across the street.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My flist
9. What are you wearing?
jeans and a long-sleaved shirt
10. Did you dream last night?
not that I recall
11. When did you last laugh?
maybe two minutes ago, @ Colbert
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Bookshelves and a calendar
13. Seen anything weird lately?
See above re: fire
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Stupid.
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Corpse Bride," still
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A home.
17. Tell me something about you that I might not know:
.........who ARE you?
18. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
Te president of the USA.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yep.
20. George Bush:
DIAF
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Charlotte Jane
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Peter Francios.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.
24. What do you want to say to God when you reach gates?
WTF, dude?