Hockey! Abbr. supplemental edition

Oct 12, 2006 23:36

Toronto @ New Jersey, 10/12, 7:30p

Pregame:
::boggles:: Commando Boy is a DEVIL? Holy crap. Their locker room just got more rockin'.


First Period:
Bah. Side note: We occasionally have access to discounted tickets, so I'll be broadcasting by tape delay maybe a few times this season from the CO Arena.

Madden Martin Madden Martin. And Tucker apparently got knocked on his ass. On the other hand the Lightning need another annoying little bitch player. And a habanero enema. Something to wake them up.

I'm not sure how I feel aout the Devils' announcer. "Paul Maurice is a credible decent human being." - asteut observation of the moment And the Leafs are younger and faster. But not bigger! Haha! I am going to turn this into a meta Lightning discussion.

This is some quality hockey. The Dev's reaction to a delayed call invovles everyone needing to skate around Broduour (I'm enver going to learn how to spell tht, I don't care enough) as he saunters off to the bench to get the extra guy. Goofy. If we tried that there'd be panic and chaos. They drive the net, I like that. Why the hell can't the Lightning do that?

There's a guy named Sejack playing for one of these teams. Wonder if there's a relation. And I just got Pat Sejack and Bob Saget confused in my head again. This happens a lot. I've also forgotten Ben Afleck's name, so I'm not really reliable. Not sure how those points are related.

These announcer guys like dropping historical stuff and assume we all get it. "There was a penalty shot between the Devils and the Maple Leafs once, back in the early days. It was this guy shooting on this guy, and this guy stopped it." "Wow!" "Yeah!" I'm over here like "...and?"

Oh, Devils scored. Nice wrister from Madden. And I've stopped caring. Oops?

ETA: I adore this icon.

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