Hee!
Best summary of Marvel crack ever, gacked from a post on scnas_daily. Crack in question is "What if... #100":
In this issue, Gambit has been expelled from the X-Men for stealing Beast's twinkies the X-Women's underwear top-secret files. However, he misses Rogue - few relationships could offer him that combination of angst, fighting, celibacy and death threats, after all - and he decides to return to the mansion and ask her to marry him. Aww!
::snickers:: Poor poorly-written Remy....
Also? ::throws down gauntlet:: Seahawks, biatches. I'm even pulling for a seafood theme today, which is good because Mom was goign to make scallops for dinner anyway. I want cocktail shrimp, though, and maybe cook up a few of of the flouder fillets. Oooo, or catfish! Good damn times.
In this issue, Gambit has been expelled from the X-Men for stealing Beast's twinkies the X-Women's underwear top-secret files. However, he misses Rogue - few relationships could offer him that combination of angst, fighting, celibacy and death threats, after all - and he decides to return to the mansion and ask her to marry him. Aww!
::snickers:: Poor poorly-written Remy....
Also? ::throws down gauntlet:: Seahawks, biatches. I'm even pulling for a seafood theme today, which is good because Mom was goign to make scallops for dinner anyway. I want cocktail shrimp, though, and maybe cook up a few of of the flouder fillets. Oooo, or catfish! Good damn times.