::boggles::
Someone called Remy a Creole in this one fic I'm reading. Dude... no. Just no. It's like my old "His eyes are green!" thing with Giles, only.... it'd be like if someone called G a Welshman. A galaxy of no.
Ahem. I need to do that list of fanfic Remys still.
Prince of Thieves, aka Remy Ocean, aka "The Cajun Job" - He can break into anything, anywhere, at any time. Mostly because he's already hacked the security system and memorized the layout of the joint. He's done a few stints in espionage for Xavier and is not... entirely to be trusted. Usually paired with Rogue.
N'awlins Cassanova, aka Skanky LeBeau - He will have sex with anyone, anywhere, at any time. Usually not his most heroic role, just a sight gag that tlaks in third person and kisses everyone's hand. Will sometimes blow shit up during a fight, but only if he really has to. And if it saves his pretty face. Paired with whoever, usually tamed by Rogue.
The Dickens Tragedy, aka Little Orphan Remy, aka Jailbait - Trauma boy! Angst on a stick! Can't remember his early childhood because It Was So Awful! Victim of rape and general Life on the Streets of the mean ol' Big Easy, survived on picking pockets and selling himself. Either goes the Thieve's Guild route to redemption or gets picked up by a sympathetic john who turns out to be, like, Warren. Or Magnus. Freaky. The more well-adjusted Trauma Boys end up with Logan.
The Manic Moppet, aka Spazzy LeLovemuffin - remy's and empath... according to fanon. Fangirls took his "charm" power which like NEVER gets used anymore and escaped with it all over the internet. He's an emotional touchstone who thrives on being understood and snuggled on. Nobody ever really, truly loved him until Logan did. Or sometimes Bobby. And Rogue is a mean ol' harpy.
There are more, but I'm stumped for now.
Ahem. I need to do that list of fanfic Remys still.
Prince of Thieves, aka Remy Ocean, aka "The Cajun Job" - He can break into anything, anywhere, at any time. Mostly because he's already hacked the security system and memorized the layout of the joint. He's done a few stints in espionage for Xavier and is not... entirely to be trusted. Usually paired with Rogue.
N'awlins Cassanova, aka Skanky LeBeau - He will have sex with anyone, anywhere, at any time. Usually not his most heroic role, just a sight gag that tlaks in third person and kisses everyone's hand. Will sometimes blow shit up during a fight, but only if he really has to. And if it saves his pretty face. Paired with whoever, usually tamed by Rogue.
The Dickens Tragedy, aka Little Orphan Remy, aka Jailbait - Trauma boy! Angst on a stick! Can't remember his early childhood because It Was So Awful! Victim of rape and general Life on the Streets of the mean ol' Big Easy, survived on picking pockets and selling himself. Either goes the Thieve's Guild route to redemption or gets picked up by a sympathetic john who turns out to be, like, Warren. Or Magnus. Freaky. The more well-adjusted Trauma Boys end up with Logan.
The Manic Moppet, aka Spazzy LeLovemuffin - remy's and empath... according to fanon. Fangirls took his "charm" power which like NEVER gets used anymore and escaped with it all over the internet. He's an emotional touchstone who thrives on being understood and snuggled on. Nobody ever really, truly loved him until Logan did. Or sometimes Bobby. And Rogue is a mean ol' harpy.
There are more, but I'm stumped for now.