Stupid fiction idea

Feb 03, 2005 15:07

So this has been running around in my head since I started writing that scene in which the lines "I'm Norian. We don't 'bang,' we shag." "Yeah, but Candi said that Laura said... shuttingupnow." get uttered. Anyway, later that ngiht somehow Randy and Robie get arrested and somehow it's Krys' fault. So Luke is all "Uh-uh, this is your dishwater, you soak in it!" and Krys is like "But Randy has my wallet for some reason!" and bail is like $500 a piece. So, at Luke's non-subtle suggestion, Krys performs the age-old ritual of one who needs money quick: amature night, $1000 cash prize.

"Fine, but they better have Love and Rockets."

"Hey, aren't you Krys Van Lampavich?"
"Yes."
"But you're a rock star."
"I know. Look, can we just get this over with?"

It's better on paper than in my head. I hope. ::debates:: Not to mention eternal blackmail.

ETA: Fortune cookie fortune from last night: "Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life." Damn, that's... much more militant than usual. ::weirded out::

orshies, oh em gee, empty threats

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