"Appropriate" and other updates
You're The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
by Douglas Adams
Considered by many to be one of the funniest people around, you are
quite an entertainer. You've also traveled to the far reaches of what you deem possible,
often confused and unsure of yourself. Life continues to jostle you around like a marble,
but it's shown you so much of the world that you don't care. Wacky adventures continue to
lie ahead. Your favorite number is 42.
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And more randomness from my weekend:
Keri: "God doesn't want us to have beer."
Terry: "God doesn't know I know my way around Carlstadt."
- the quest for booze
Keri's brain: Goodness, Franz Ferdinand is some sexy music.
Terry: "You know what's cool about Franz? They're friggin' sexy."
Keri: "I was just gonna say. Dirty sexy, not vulgar sexy."
- pinning it down
Terry: "Do you have, like Smirnoff Ice?"
Bartendress at Maggie O's: "No. We do have Mike's hard Lemonade."
Terry: "Great! I'll have that."
Keri: "Make it two."
Bartendress: "Oops, we only have one."
Terry: "Haha!"
Keri: "Fine. Cape Cod, mandarin vodka, please."
Bartendress: "Kettle One okay?"
Keri: "That's good."
- moments later, Keri is presented with a screwdirver
"Well, there's still vodka in it."
- Keri rationalizes
Insert many discussions on the nature of modern music, fury at the rest of our generation, feeling old, and other assorted BS.
"Chevelle tries to cover up their suck with bass. Papa Roach tries to cover the fact that they suck with screaming. Korn uses pretention."
- Terry, figuring it out
A mudslide and two "Cape Cods" later...
"Try breathing through your teeth!"
-Keri, on attempting to sober up
"We're engaging in a Jersey kid tradition: staring at Manhatten with a mixture of longing and contempt."
- Keri and cliches
Terry: "That snowman's broomstick is... hee!"
Keri: "Wang."
- insert mad giggling here
"There's a creepy old cematery around here somewhere but..."
- Terry discusses entertainment options
"I can probably drive if you can navigate."
- Keri and the nature of percieved sobriety
Keri: "Okay?"
Terry: "Okay!"
Keri: "Okay!"
Terry: "Okay... uh... yeah."
- more than likely deciding that we're all okay to drive
"All a guy would need to do is put on 'Darts of Pleasure' and I'd give it up."
- Terry reveals the greatest secret in the universe
Keri: "It's like... the bridge to hell."
Terry: "Yeah."
Both: "Or Jersey City."
- discussing the Pulaski Skyway
Seriously. Bridge to hell. Up next? Adventures in Orlando at Mom's company Christmas party.