Home again
A weekend summarized in quotefile form, all form memory so corrections are welcome/encouraged:
"We'll be in Detroit in about 20 minutes, where it's aprtly cloudy and the temperature has warmed to... 33 degrees."
- Captain Snark, who earlier reported the DTW temp as 32 degrees
Terry: "Wang!"
Keri: "Dude, that guy's car says 'penis'."
- seeing the most ridiculous vanity plate in history, from Maryland
"My body temperature is regulated by my boobies. They're too cold, I'm too cold. Overheated, and I'm overheated."
- Keri, on personal thermoregulation
"Did that kinda depress you?"
- Terry, following a presentation at Kean (had to be there)
"So... she used to be with a guy named Chris and now she's kidna after some guy named Luke?"
"The angst is creating a puddle on your floor."
- Keri and the finer points of Gilmore Girls
Keri: "Maybe the guy's name is Wang."
Terry: "Still, you don't put that on your car!"
- not getting past it
Terry: "See, Luke likes sitting next to mirrors in diners so he can see everything that's going on."
Keri: "And Krys likes them so he can do this." ::plays with her hair and frowns::
- after spotting the Furry Hat Lady
"Damn, Chevelle, turn down the bass!"
- either of us, paraphrased, many times
Papa Roach Guy: "We're fuckin' Papa Roach!!!1111!!"
Keri: "No, you ARE Papa Roach."
Terry: "Not 'fucking' Papa Roach."
- no matter how much we'd like them to go fuck themselves
Keri: "Hey, they're rolling out carpet... it's orange carpet... there are three mics out there, os it's a quartet with the drummer... I see a skinny Scotsman! See him? He's wandering around... I see another one! The carpet's orange, see? Oran-"
Terry: "GODDAMNIT, Keri, shut UP! I know Franz Ferdinand is on now. I get it. Shut up."
Keri: "Jeeze, you've gotten bitchier."
Terry: "And you've gotten touchier."
- again paraphrased, but close enough
Crowd: "Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Keri and Terry: ::muttering:: "Tasteless fuckwitted asshats."
- no, we didn't say it, but we both thought it loudly
More when I'm less bored.
"We'll be in Detroit in about 20 minutes, where it's aprtly cloudy and the temperature has warmed to... 33 degrees."
- Captain Snark, who earlier reported the DTW temp as 32 degrees
Terry: "Wang!"
Keri: "Dude, that guy's car says 'penis'."
- seeing the most ridiculous vanity plate in history, from Maryland
"My body temperature is regulated by my boobies. They're too cold, I'm too cold. Overheated, and I'm overheated."
- Keri, on personal thermoregulation
"Did that kinda depress you?"
- Terry, following a presentation at Kean (had to be there)
"So... she used to be with a guy named Chris and now she's kidna after some guy named Luke?"
"The angst is creating a puddle on your floor."
- Keri and the finer points of Gilmore Girls
Keri: "Maybe the guy's name is Wang."
Terry: "Still, you don't put that on your car!"
- not getting past it
Terry: "See, Luke likes sitting next to mirrors in diners so he can see everything that's going on."
Keri: "And Krys likes them so he can do this." ::plays with her hair and frowns::
- after spotting the Furry Hat Lady
"Damn, Chevelle, turn down the bass!"
- either of us, paraphrased, many times
Papa Roach Guy: "We're fuckin' Papa Roach!!!1111!!"
Keri: "No, you ARE Papa Roach."
Terry: "Not 'fucking' Papa Roach."
- no matter how much we'd like them to go fuck themselves
Keri: "Hey, they're rolling out carpet... it's orange carpet... there are three mics out there, os it's a quartet with the drummer... I see a skinny Scotsman! See him? He's wandering around... I see another one! The carpet's orange, see? Oran-"
Terry: "GODDAMNIT, Keri, shut UP! I know Franz Ferdinand is on now. I get it. Shut up."
Keri: "Jeeze, you've gotten bitchier."
Terry: "And you've gotten touchier."
- again paraphrased, but close enough
Crowd: "Boooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Keri and Terry: ::muttering:: "Tasteless fuckwitted asshats."
- no, we didn't say it, but we both thought it loudly
More when I'm less bored.