Tonight's useless X-men post
It's not precisely a fanfic, but... I need to do this with the fake people. The, erm, other fake people. Them.
The Eternal "Light Bulb" Question.
The edited highlights:
PROFESSOR X: I sense that there is a hidden pain behind your simple light bulb obsession. Open your mind to me, let me inside, and I shall help you with your problems by making you relive your pain as you face your inner demons. Trust me with this. No! Do not attempt to resist me!
ROGUE: What's wrong with the light bulbs? Nevah mind sugah, Ah can guess. Ah bet that swamp rat *stole* them all, didn't he? Ah swear that man nevah can do nothin' right no mattah how many times Ah use and abuse him, he just can't take a mixed signal foh an answer.
ICEMAN: Oh, me! Me! Pleeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? ::slip - drop - krssshh:: Oops.
GAMBIT: Gambit don' change light bulbs. Ot'er people change light bulbs. So the real question be, when can Gambit be expectin' light?
Heh.
Expression I need to work into my vocabulary more regularly: "..for fun and profit."
The Eternal "Light Bulb" Question.
The edited highlights:
PROFESSOR X: I sense that there is a hidden pain behind your simple light bulb obsession. Open your mind to me, let me inside, and I shall help you with your problems by making you relive your pain as you face your inner demons. Trust me with this. No! Do not attempt to resist me!
ROGUE: What's wrong with the light bulbs? Nevah mind sugah, Ah can guess. Ah bet that swamp rat *stole* them all, didn't he? Ah swear that man nevah can do nothin' right no mattah how many times Ah use and abuse him, he just can't take a mixed signal foh an answer.
ICEMAN: Oh, me! Me! Pleeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I? ::slip - drop - krssshh:: Oops.
GAMBIT: Gambit don' change light bulbs. Ot'er people change light bulbs. So the real question be, when can Gambit be expectin' light?
Heh.
Expression I need to work into my vocabulary more regularly: "..for fun and profit."