I hereby give you
The George W. Bush Random Conspiracy Generator. Good clean fun for members of both parties!
Favorite one I came up with: George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Ann Coulter, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could oppress The French.
Good times. And on a tenuously related note, a Farker has provided this commentary reguarding our so-called new "Manufacturing Czar," and how dumb the czar title is:
"How about 'dude?' That would make the press conferences more entertaining. 'Our EPA Dude says our Energy Dude needs to cut down on pollution. Our Trade Dude wants concessions from both Dudes on this issue. I now turn the mike over to our Dude of the Interior...'
Dude. Sweet.