in other news, I have mild arachnophobia
So I'm sitting here with my laptop on my lap, on my bed, leaning my head against the wall. My cat had been sleeping, but she just woke up and within thirty seconds was staring at me (or so I thought) in an unusually interested manner. So I talked to her for a minute and sat forward to pet her, but her eyes remained fixated on the wall.
Glancing over my shoulder, I saw the spider that I was screaming about earlier today, who was crawling around on the carpet while I was also sitting on the carpet, naked (and thinking, "No, Spider, you can't go in my vagina!").
He was just hanging out on the tip of Tori Amos' nose, on the picture of her I have hanging on the wall, until the cat reached out a paw and scared him up the wall and out of sight.
I can't see him, but HOW AM I EVER GOING TO SLEEP. It's going to end up crawling on my face or something and I will absolutely die.
(It's just a little brown guy, nothing serious, I don't think. But it's big enough to give me the heebie-jeebies.)
I don't want to kill it but stuff like this does not belong in my bedroom!!!
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The emergence of bugs is one thing I hate about spring/summer.
Glancing over my shoulder, I saw the spider that I was screaming about earlier today, who was crawling around on the carpet while I was also sitting on the carpet, naked (and thinking, "No, Spider, you can't go in my vagina!").
He was just hanging out on the tip of Tori Amos' nose, on the picture of her I have hanging on the wall, until the cat reached out a paw and scared him up the wall and out of sight.
I can't see him, but HOW AM I EVER GOING TO SLEEP. It's going to end up crawling on my face or something and I will absolutely die.
(It's just a little brown guy, nothing serious, I don't think. But it's big enough to give me the heebie-jeebies.)
I don't want to kill it but stuff like this does not belong in my bedroom!!!
!!!
The emergence of bugs is one thing I hate about spring/summer.