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I'm, happily, kind of an asshole when it comes to "trading" naked pictures on the internet.
Some random guy sent me some pictures of his dick the other day. Okay. Fine. I like dicks. And his was uncircumcised, which is always fun.
Now, he's expecting me to "reciprocate".
This happens all the time. Some dude'll IM me with "...well... I have some pictures that are a little more x-rated..." or something even more asinine and formulaic and completely unstimulating. Usually I'm not too thrilled about this because I know what's coming: it seems like every time, they end up kind of forcing these naked pics on me, with their pseudo-flirtatious scripted comments and questions that I never really answer for sure in either the affirmative or the negative. So I end up with cock in my inbox.
I would enjoy this a whole lot more if I didn't eventually get comments like "now you owe me" or "I'm thinking you should take some pics" or things of that nature.
Yes, sex is supposed to be a give-and-take thing. It's supposed to be reciprocal.
But shit, this is the internet, dude. There's so much other interesting shit to do. And so many other places for me to find cocks that are better-looking than yours, and actually attached to a body, which is infinitely more arousing than the disembodied cock shots that idiots on the internet are famous for.
I've got better things to do than to bow to your whims, Penis Boy. It gives me a rush to tell you that I take naked photos if and only if I feel like it.
So there.
Some random guy sent me some pictures of his dick the other day. Okay. Fine. I like dicks. And his was uncircumcised, which is always fun.
Now, he's expecting me to "reciprocate".
This happens all the time. Some dude'll IM me with "...well... I have some pictures that are a little more x-rated..." or something even more asinine and formulaic and completely unstimulating. Usually I'm not too thrilled about this because I know what's coming: it seems like every time, they end up kind of forcing these naked pics on me, with their pseudo-flirtatious scripted comments and questions that I never really answer for sure in either the affirmative or the negative. So I end up with cock in my inbox.
I would enjoy this a whole lot more if I didn't eventually get comments like "now you owe me" or "I'm thinking you should take some pics" or things of that nature.
Yes, sex is supposed to be a give-and-take thing. It's supposed to be reciprocal.
But shit, this is the internet, dude. There's so much other interesting shit to do. And so many other places for me to find cocks that are better-looking than yours, and actually attached to a body, which is infinitely more arousing than the disembodied cock shots that idiots on the internet are famous for.
I've got better things to do than to bow to your whims, Penis Boy. It gives me a rush to tell you that I take naked photos if and only if I feel like it.
So there.