all in a day's vagina

Mar 28, 2007 01:17

I went to the gynecologist today for the first time in a couple years. Not only was I way overdue for a Pap smear, but I've been having this problem for a few weeks now with itching and a brighter pink color than usual. (No, I don't mind talking about my vagina in a public forum.) So it turns out I had bacterial vaginosis! Yay! :P Now I've got "vaginal cream" (hahaha) to put in myself before I go to bed tonight. Hopefully that will clear things up. I had moments over the past couple weeks where I wanted to rip my entire crotch out and stick it through a meat grinder, it was so itchy.

:)

So anyway. The woman I saw (man, the appointment was so brief, after all the paperwork bullshit I had to do beforehand just to get in there) told me that my blood pressure is a little high. So that is wonderful. I'm only almost 23! :P Perhaps that's part of why I've been feeling so like shit in general lately. I don't know. I definitely need to stop eating like a slob and get more exercise. I don't think I've gained any weight, but I've been so fucking inactive all winter that my muscles are all starting to atrophy and turn into blubber. The only good thing about it is that my breasts have grown as well and my cleavage is looking fantastic right now. Haha.

...Then after the appointment I had my mom go to McDonald's so I could get lunch, because I'm really smart and disciplined.

Heh.

Enough about that. I got a new cell phone today, too! I got a plan with Cingular and got this wee little (well, it's thin, anyway) Samsung phone. They didn't have any RAZRs at all in stock, but I am actually really liking this one a lot so far. The only thing I'm not so sure of is the color I picked. It's gold. Why the fuck did I do that? I hate gold. It honestly looked a lot more silvery and svelte in the store. I should maybe stop being a dork and think about the fact that I got the phone to use and not to look at, but eh. They also had black and I think I've got thirty days to exchange it. We'll see.

Today was a really foggy day for me, brain-wise. I didn't get much sleep last night, the weather was lousy again, and I also feel kind of physically out of it. It seems like gravity is pulling me in a lot more strongly than it used to, or something. (Probably because I am in such terrible physical shape.)

But, a couple things that make me happy? Toothpaste For Dinner, and "Deceptacon" by Le Tigre! I can't stop listening to it and I can't wait for my hair to be long enough to put into a ponytail on top of my head so I can bop around like I imagine Kathleen Hanna does. Hehe.

cell phones, weight, health, my vagina

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