Owls and such
There's an owl sitting hooting outside my house, and another is answering it from further off.
At least, I assume it's just owls.
It could instead be black ops, no doubt getting ready to burst in on the unsuspecting visitors from another planet that recently moved in across the way. What makes me think those nice people are intergalactic aliens? Well, they've taken it upon themselves to report suspicious activity to all their neighbours in a very nosy and gossipy way. No American would ever do that neighbourhood watch thing, right? So there can be no other explanation. Must be aliens.
A recent example of their overly dramatic reporting - something that my other neighbour mentioned to me earlier today - was having seen a random person sitting in their vehicle on the street in the early hours of the morning. Very odd, but all I could say is "oh well, so what?" I guess it's all in the description of subsequent events, involving terrorist plots, running of plates and police visits late in the night.
No, I have nothing more to add. No, I don't believe in suburban terrorists.
And the owl noises have stopped. I guess the raid will happen at any moment.
At least, I assume it's just owls.
It could instead be black ops, no doubt getting ready to burst in on the unsuspecting visitors from another planet that recently moved in across the way. What makes me think those nice people are intergalactic aliens? Well, they've taken it upon themselves to report suspicious activity to all their neighbours in a very nosy and gossipy way. No American would ever do that neighbourhood watch thing, right? So there can be no other explanation. Must be aliens.
A recent example of their overly dramatic reporting - something that my other neighbour mentioned to me earlier today - was having seen a random person sitting in their vehicle on the street in the early hours of the morning. Very odd, but all I could say is "oh well, so what?" I guess it's all in the description of subsequent events, involving terrorist plots, running of plates and police visits late in the night.
No, I have nothing more to add. No, I don't believe in suburban terrorists.
And the owl noises have stopped. I guess the raid will happen at any moment.