holiday recap
christmas was fun. for three weeks i woke up at like 6.30 in the morning (i only slept in once) and went to sleep at like 2 (earliest was 12). but it was soooo fun... except for the part of me being back at timmy ho's for two weeks, eeeeewwwwww, everyone was a newbie... i hate newbies... they all thought they were better than me, lol. there was one girl there with HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEEE jugs. it boggled my mind... how is that possible? but i got to see the ppl that worked there before too. that was kind of exciting... i missed them.
i had fun with my family too. they're crackheads... no wait... they're drunks, lol. but i love 'em. i went out with my cousins quite a bit too. and i've come to the conclusion that these kids are craaaaazzzzzy. i can't bowl nearly as well as they can. its funny though... im the cousin thats sooooo different cuz im such a nerd, and that makes me so likeable... im not normally this conceited, but its true. every once and a while there are a few disputes here and there, one cousin says bad things about another, or something like that, but they wouldnt to me. i've been thinking about this a lot lately. if we weren't cousins, and we all just went to school together, none of them would ever talk to me. i'd probably get overlooked or made fun of behind my back, or something like that, and not be given the chance for them to get to know me. its funny how life works.
i've come to the conclusion that my friends are all on crack. lol. and i officially live at sarah kim's house. where she can tie ribbon's all over me and we can go out and like that to blockbuster and price chopper. "(8)just two guys and we're havin a good time...(8)"; "(8)you will like our penises, i will look at your vagina(8)"; "(8)cuz bridget's @$#%in a midget...(8)"; "the chronic-what-cles of narnia(8)"; "i wanna see symbolism! now cut those babies in half!" chad micheal murray... jake gyllenhaal... soooo hott... *drools* shhhh, i have a secret that u can tell no one... sarah kim... sucks at karaoke...lol! p.s. heidi is just way too good for us. as david does the dancing for us, lol. good times... "walker told me i have aids"; "(8)bright and shiny, bright and shiny. people all across the land join together hand-in-hand, being clean is a-ok always happy never gay...(8)" dont worry, one day you'll get it nancy... one day...
my first saturday back i got together with the fab five and it was almost like old times. not exactly the same, i dont think it'll ever be the same, but almost... its better when its just the five of us... its different when there's other ppl around. and i've come to the conclusion that i absolutlety love hanging out with nora and amanda and sarah g. and joel and them! they're great... we had a gingerbread house decorating contest, and joel, florio and me obviously won, lol. our house was awesome. oooooo, and we played bingo for the first time at a realy bingo hall!!! and they gave us free bingo stamper b/c we were new, lol. it was fun... but we didnt win :( new years was fun too, but we passed out really early.
speaking of "passed out", that's what heidi did on her birthday, lol. me and david went to waterloo for her birthday and she was soooooooo gone that she probably doesnt remember the meaning of dycor(the company the three of us is going to start, lol) she kept giving us hugs and she didnt care when i licked her! ohh flailing hand! (normal people translation: oh snap!) we have to get together again... it was fun... aka COME VISIT ME... NOW!!! and we can do some more exploding high fives to bacardi 151!!! p.s. someone needs to tell heidi that on her birthday, she's supposed to GET presents, not GIVE presents, lol. btw i forgot that in david's car and that saddens me:(
i also got to see my friend margo from trois-pistoles. she lives in the soo (aka sault ste marie) too bad everyone else was working:( including david. at least if he was there we would have gotten less scary gestures from sketchy t-dot guys... we would have been safer...ish, lol. ooooo and i bought my first lottery ticket and it took us like three years to scratch it, but i won another one, so we went to a japanese/korean restaurant on bloor and scratched that one and won another one. but i've yet to pick up my winnings, lol, maybe i'll win some money this time...
and now im back at the zoo... and it still smells like sex... i blame the saugeen stripper. it was funny cuz some of heidi's laurier friends were asking me about her, lol. eeeewwwwwww, its so hot in here and i cant sleep, and the heat wont go off, bleh. i think i will die of internal combustion along with everyone else in this building before winter ends. at least i have frost week to look forward too (like frosh week, but with frost).. i get a cool itchy cheaply made toque too. it says smh(saugeen-maitland hall) on it and has a picture of our mascot on it... his name is bootie.. or her... and its a cock... and by cock i mean rooster, lol...
kudos to anyone who actually read this whole thing... like me, you have no life...
i had fun with my family too. they're crackheads... no wait... they're drunks, lol. but i love 'em. i went out with my cousins quite a bit too. and i've come to the conclusion that these kids are craaaaazzzzzy. i can't bowl nearly as well as they can. its funny though... im the cousin thats sooooo different cuz im such a nerd, and that makes me so likeable... im not normally this conceited, but its true. every once and a while there are a few disputes here and there, one cousin says bad things about another, or something like that, but they wouldnt to me. i've been thinking about this a lot lately. if we weren't cousins, and we all just went to school together, none of them would ever talk to me. i'd probably get overlooked or made fun of behind my back, or something like that, and not be given the chance for them to get to know me. its funny how life works.
i've come to the conclusion that my friends are all on crack. lol. and i officially live at sarah kim's house. where she can tie ribbon's all over me and we can go out and like that to blockbuster and price chopper. "(8)just two guys and we're havin a good time...(8)"; "(8)you will like our penises, i will look at your vagina(8)"; "(8)cuz bridget's @$#%in a midget...(8)"; "the chronic-what-cles of narnia(8)"; "i wanna see symbolism! now cut those babies in half!" chad micheal murray... jake gyllenhaal... soooo hott... *drools* shhhh, i have a secret that u can tell no one... sarah kim... sucks at karaoke...lol! p.s. heidi is just way too good for us. as david does the dancing for us, lol. good times... "walker told me i have aids"; "(8)bright and shiny, bright and shiny. people all across the land join together hand-in-hand, being clean is a-ok always happy never gay...(8)" dont worry, one day you'll get it nancy... one day...
my first saturday back i got together with the fab five and it was almost like old times. not exactly the same, i dont think it'll ever be the same, but almost... its better when its just the five of us... its different when there's other ppl around. and i've come to the conclusion that i absolutlety love hanging out with nora and amanda and sarah g. and joel and them! they're great... we had a gingerbread house decorating contest, and joel, florio and me obviously won, lol. our house was awesome. oooooo, and we played bingo for the first time at a realy bingo hall!!! and they gave us free bingo stamper b/c we were new, lol. it was fun... but we didnt win :( new years was fun too, but we passed out really early.
speaking of "passed out", that's what heidi did on her birthday, lol. me and david went to waterloo for her birthday and she was soooooooo gone that she probably doesnt remember the meaning of dycor(the company the three of us is going to start, lol) she kept giving us hugs and she didnt care when i licked her! ohh flailing hand! (normal people translation: oh snap!) we have to get together again... it was fun... aka COME VISIT ME... NOW!!! and we can do some more exploding high fives to bacardi 151!!! p.s. someone needs to tell heidi that on her birthday, she's supposed to GET presents, not GIVE presents, lol. btw i forgot that in david's car and that saddens me:(
i also got to see my friend margo from trois-pistoles. she lives in the soo (aka sault ste marie) too bad everyone else was working:( including david. at least if he was there we would have gotten less scary gestures from sketchy t-dot guys... we would have been safer...ish, lol. ooooo and i bought my first lottery ticket and it took us like three years to scratch it, but i won another one, so we went to a japanese/korean restaurant on bloor and scratched that one and won another one. but i've yet to pick up my winnings, lol, maybe i'll win some money this time...
and now im back at the zoo... and it still smells like sex... i blame the saugeen stripper. it was funny cuz some of heidi's laurier friends were asking me about her, lol. eeeewwwwwww, its so hot in here and i cant sleep, and the heat wont go off, bleh. i think i will die of internal combustion along with everyone else in this building before winter ends. at least i have frost week to look forward too (like frosh week, but with frost).. i get a cool itchy cheaply made toque too. it says smh(saugeen-maitland hall) on it and has a picture of our mascot on it... his name is bootie.. or her... and its a cock... and by cock i mean rooster, lol...
kudos to anyone who actually read this whole thing... like me, you have no life...