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Alright Ladies and Gentleman. I am currently accepting roommate applications.
This is me:
I work 6:00am to 3:00pm, Monday through Friday.
I share my habitat with this precious little shithead:
I come complete with select furniture, dishes, kitchen appliances, and DVDs.
I make fantastic cookies, cakes, soups, salads, and macaroni and cheese from scratch.
I commute to Auburn daily and thus would prefer something East of the SuperMall (Auburn, Kent, Covington, Maple Valley, Issaquah, etc)
This is you:
You are financially stable with a 40 hour a week job.
You're welcome to have a pet, provided he/she isn't an asshole.
You will preferably have your own furniture or electronics to contribute.
You understand that your boy/girlfriend doesn't get a free pass to live with us simply because you pay rent.
You can keep things clean and pick up after your friends.
If you agree to and then ignore any of the aforementioned conditions, you fully consent to a vicious ass beating.
I want to be in a place by January. It's a little early to be scouting out a definite place, but I'm still looking at my options. Regardless of where, it needs to be a duplex or a townhouse. I'm not looking for a apartment. I need a fenced yard, a garage, multiple bathrooms, and a big enough kitchen to put my arms out and spin around in.
Please consider carefully and reply with a few words as to why I should like you enough to sleep in the same cubic feet as you.
This is me:
I work 6:00am to 3:00pm, Monday through Friday.
I share my habitat with this precious little shithead:
I come complete with select furniture, dishes, kitchen appliances, and DVDs.
I make fantastic cookies, cakes, soups, salads, and macaroni and cheese from scratch.
I commute to Auburn daily and thus would prefer something East of the SuperMall (Auburn, Kent, Covington, Maple Valley, Issaquah, etc)
This is you:
You are financially stable with a 40 hour a week job.
You're welcome to have a pet, provided he/she isn't an asshole.
You will preferably have your own furniture or electronics to contribute.
You understand that your boy/girlfriend doesn't get a free pass to live with us simply because you pay rent.
You can keep things clean and pick up after your friends.
If you agree to and then ignore any of the aforementioned conditions, you fully consent to a vicious ass beating.
I want to be in a place by January. It's a little early to be scouting out a definite place, but I'm still looking at my options. Regardless of where, it needs to be a duplex or a townhouse. I'm not looking for a apartment. I need a fenced yard, a garage, multiple bathrooms, and a big enough kitchen to put my arms out and spin around in.
Please consider carefully and reply with a few words as to why I should like you enough to sleep in the same cubic feet as you.