Jul 31, 2004 10:07
Well I'm back from Menorca. I arrived at Gatwick at 11.00 last night but we didn't leave til about 12.30 because of the baggage handlers. Anyways I've even got a mini semi tan from Menorca it started to disappear a couple of days before I left home but I did have one. Menorca was lovely the weather was gorgeous really hot, perhaps too hot some days but lovely. On the first week we were joined by Allen's brother and his girlfriend who me and Allen really didn't get on with as all they wanted to do was sleep and use Allen as a personal taxi service. Menorca's a small island, only 35 miles long so by the first week we'd seen everything but we had some great times. My favourite place was Son Hal a Hawaiian bar that sold the most incredible cocktails. I was drinking non alcoholic because you have to share these cocktails and Allen was driving! Son Bou was my favourite touristy destination with a mile long sandy beach and did I laze on that lilo. I spent most of my holiday in my bikini because there are so many beaches. We set out to find a hidden beach called Cala Pregonda and when we got there we found 2 familys completely in the nude and four couples having sex in the sea. Consequently I renamed it Cala Porngonda and my craving of the holiday is Kinder Joy eggs .... kinder eggs for hot weather made of runny chocolate with 2 wafer balls. I also met the most obnoxious woman in the world a sort of friend of Allen's family except the only person that really likes her is Allen's brother who thinks the sun shines out of her bottom. I had to listen to her talk for 2 hours and I tell you I actually cried from boredom no kidding. We sampled some Spanish cuisine we ate loads of tapas invluding these weird fried fish which Allen put me off. We also put on our best clothes and went to a posh resturant for Paella but once we got it we didn't know how to peel any of the fish so we sat there looking stupid. At the moment I have a huge list of stuff to do before I leave for Malaga on Wednesday. :)