I'm a balanced beam
60 reasons I suck at life
1)I am too short
2)I have tons of excess skin from losing weight because I was fucking huge before.
3)I scoff.
4)I use peoples phones when I babysit.
5)I am always late to 4th period.
6)I DO think I look good.
7)None of my pants fit.
8)Leah's pants don't even fit.
9)I refuse to buy pants obviously.
10)I lust for a teacher
11)I can not turn the other cheek
12)I listen to slow music when I'm sad.
13)I download.
14) I download a lot.
15)I don't care enough when someone hates me
16)I don't have my license.
17)I don't have my license.
18)I don't have my license.
19)I don't have my license.
20)I don't have my license.
21)I don't have my license.
22)I don't have my license.
23)I don't have my license.
24)I don't have my license.
25)I don't have my license.
26)I don't have my license.
27)I don't have my license.
28)I don't have my license.
29)I don't have my license.
30)I don't have my license.
31)I don't have my license.
32)I don't have my license.
33)I watch CSPAN.and only CSPAN.
34)I am impulsive.
35)I wear my heart on my sleeve.
36)I am demanding
37)I can be a bitch.
38)I have a freckle on my left buttcheek.
39)I never eat crust.
40)I am judgemental.
41)I look in windows to make sure I look ok.
42)I've caused someone pain.
43)I've made someone cry.
44)I enjoy American Idol.
45)I've wasted paper.
46)I don't recycle milk jugs.
47)I look down on those without aspirations
48)I laugh at myself when I fall
49)I am opinionated.
50)It doesn't matter if you don't listen, I'm still going to tell you what I think.
51)I can't shampoo ever day because my hair is so fried.
52)I love writing essays.
53)I'm the kid who will bring up a homework assignment the teacher temporarily forgot.
54)My vanity is not based on what other people think but rather for my own self love.
55)I have an overbite still.
56)I would have lypo if it was cheaper.
57)I have this bad habit of talking to my parents.That's not going to change, its part of my therapy.
58)I have a funny eyebrow.
59)I am super super pale.
60)I bite my nails.
yeah, I'm sure there's a ton more that I'm leaving off but yeah, those are the ones that I have on lists of things to improve.
1)I am too short
2)I have tons of excess skin from losing weight because I was fucking huge before.
3)I scoff.
4)I use peoples phones when I babysit.
5)I am always late to 4th period.
6)I DO think I look good.
7)None of my pants fit.
8)Leah's pants don't even fit.
9)I refuse to buy pants obviously.
10)I lust for a teacher
11)I can not turn the other cheek
12)I listen to slow music when I'm sad.
13)I download.
14) I download a lot.
15)I don't care enough when someone hates me
16)I don't have my license.
17)I don't have my license.
18)I don't have my license.
19)I don't have my license.
20)I don't have my license.
21)I don't have my license.
22)I don't have my license.
23)I don't have my license.
24)I don't have my license.
25)I don't have my license.
26)I don't have my license.
27)I don't have my license.
28)I don't have my license.
29)I don't have my license.
30)I don't have my license.
31)I don't have my license.
32)I don't have my license.
33)I watch CSPAN.and only CSPAN.
34)I am impulsive.
35)I wear my heart on my sleeve.
36)I am demanding
37)I can be a bitch.
38)I have a freckle on my left buttcheek.
39)I never eat crust.
40)I am judgemental.
41)I look in windows to make sure I look ok.
42)I've caused someone pain.
43)I've made someone cry.
44)I enjoy American Idol.
45)I've wasted paper.
46)I don't recycle milk jugs.
47)I look down on those without aspirations
48)I laugh at myself when I fall
49)I am opinionated.
50)It doesn't matter if you don't listen, I'm still going to tell you what I think.
51)I can't shampoo ever day because my hair is so fried.
52)I love writing essays.
53)I'm the kid who will bring up a homework assignment the teacher temporarily forgot.
54)My vanity is not based on what other people think but rather for my own self love.
55)I have an overbite still.
56)I would have lypo if it was cheaper.
57)I have this bad habit of talking to my parents.That's not going to change, its part of my therapy.
58)I have a funny eyebrow.
59)I am super super pale.
60)I bite my nails.
yeah, I'm sure there's a ton more that I'm leaving off but yeah, those are the ones that I have on lists of things to improve.