Dear inconsiderate fucks in the Boston area:
I wish someone would beat some consideration into your heads with a lead baseball bat.
1) Turn your fucking cell phones off in a theater. No one wants to hear your phone ringing or you talking on the god-damned thing in the middle of a movie.
2) Don't fucking talk in the middle of a movie! If you must, make an effort to lean towards the individual and WHISPER quietly to them instead.
3) We don't want to hear you enjoying your food. I don't care if it's orgasmic. Sucking on your fingers like you're trying to suck the damn things off is just disgusting, please don't do it.
4) Have some fucking respect for pregnant woman. It's pretty damn obvious by our LARGE stomachs that we're a little ungainly, and can't fit into certain positions or move very quickly. If you needed to get out of the god-damned theater in such a fucking rush, maybe you shouldn't have sat on the inside of a row of a theater where a pregnant woman is sitting on the end when the damned theater wasn't that packed to begin with! Stomping on our feet, which are usually swollen, hurts like fucking hell and pisses us off. You're fucking lucky I didn't decide to trip your ass.
5) Everyone else: don't give me a dirty look when I complain about some inconsiderate fucks stomping all over me and having no respect for pregnant women. They were the ones in the wrong, not me. So fuck off.
1) Turn your fucking cell phones off in a theater. No one wants to hear your phone ringing or you talking on the god-damned thing in the middle of a movie.
2) Don't fucking talk in the middle of a movie! If you must, make an effort to lean towards the individual and WHISPER quietly to them instead.
3) We don't want to hear you enjoying your food. I don't care if it's orgasmic. Sucking on your fingers like you're trying to suck the damn things off is just disgusting, please don't do it.
4) Have some fucking respect for pregnant woman. It's pretty damn obvious by our LARGE stomachs that we're a little ungainly, and can't fit into certain positions or move very quickly. If you needed to get out of the god-damned theater in such a fucking rush, maybe you shouldn't have sat on the inside of a row of a theater where a pregnant woman is sitting on the end when the damned theater wasn't that packed to begin with! Stomping on our feet, which are usually swollen, hurts like fucking hell and pisses us off. You're fucking lucky I didn't decide to trip your ass.
5) Everyone else: don't give me a dirty look when I complain about some inconsiderate fucks stomping all over me and having no respect for pregnant women. They were the ones in the wrong, not me. So fuck off.