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[krystal_harris]

A one-way ticket to Calcutta only costs $7,125.17

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[k_richardson]

I left my heart in San Francisco

[krystal_harris]

I left my purse on the train once.

You should come over to my place right now and let me put curlers in your hair and we can sit up all night and play Mystery Date and have a grand time of it all.

Or you could come get me and help me find a place that sells custard this late because I really want some custard won't you help me find some custard?

Hi. I heart you.

[k_richardson]

You're not touching my hair. I'm afraid it will go blonde if you do. So let's do custard.

Want to ride on the back of my motorcycle?

[krystal_harris]

Gentlemen prefer blondes! Marilyn said so!

Can I call you the Fonz?

[k_richardson]

AJ prefers brunettes.

No, Kev will suffice.

[krystal_harris]

AJ also prefers to jump on trampolines naked with puppies while shooting nerf darts at your cat.

How about Konz? Or Fev?

[k_richardson]

Well nobody's perfect. I'm still not going blonde.

eh, no.

[krystal_harris]

You'd be a gorgeous blonde, Konz! Just think of your luscious blonde locks flowing freely in the wind as your ride around on your badass hog. All the Pink Ladies and T-Birds will think you're the most swinging cat on the block!

Woah. I think I just slipped into Grease for a moment and replaced John Travolta with blonde!Konz. That's so incredibly disturbing I can't even begin to describe how much I want to block out the memory of that right now.

[k_richardson]

See? Bad things happen when you think about messing with my hair and calling me funny names.