Untitled Ode #2: for AJ
Feh!
Cat bastard!
I'll get you somehow!
Oh, Kevin!
I didn't hurt him!
I was petting his brow!
Okay, so I used weapons
A cleaver
And a gun
But Quincy didn't mind!
He was purring!
He had fun!
His fur?
So it's pink,
It's a funny story you'll see...
- he's wet?
Thought he'd dried.
Why are you looking at me?
He likes swimming
So I helped him!
The poor thing was in a rut.
I just put him in his kitty cage
Closed the door
And locked it shut
I can't help it if he's stupid
And gets in trouble all the time!
I mean, he's just a cat
Who sleeps all day
And when he's not asleep he WHINES!
Cat bastard!
I'll get you somehow!
Oh, Kevin!
I didn't hurt him!
I was petting his brow!
Okay, so I used weapons
A cleaver
And a gun
But Quincy didn't mind!
He was purring!
He had fun!
His fur?
So it's pink,
It's a funny story you'll see...
- he's wet?
Thought he'd dried.
Why are you looking at me?
He likes swimming
So I helped him!
The poor thing was in a rut.
I just put him in his kitty cage
Closed the door
And locked it shut
I can't help it if he's stupid
And gets in trouble all the time!
I mean, he's just a cat
Who sleeps all day
And when he's not asleep he WHINES!