This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
This definitely relates to my actions and mindset in France.. haha
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, christinah715 (-5000 points). In August I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In January I pulled over and changed farfalla's flat tire (15 points). Last month I helped empressdcm across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5719 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
kryssyfaye