Because
callieach did it and it was awesome:
How I Define the Shows I Watch
(in alphabetical order)
Beautiful People: The Show That Inaccurately Portrayed High School and Teenagers in General But Was Still Freaking Adorable and Deserved More Than One Season, Damnit, Because Karen Never Got to Hook Up with Ben!
Bones: The Show That Hasn't Quite Been Awesome Since Halfway Through Season Two But Is Still Worth Watching For the Kick-Ass (Still In-Character) Secondary Characters
Chuck: The Show That Made Being a Geek Cool (And Hella Sexy!) For Once
The Class: The Sitcom That Made You Wonder If Infidelity Is Kind Of Okay If You're In Love
Dark Angel: The 'In Your Face, Girls Can Kick Ass Too' Show
Doctor Who: The Show That Is So Cracktastic That You Can't Not Love It
Firefly: The Show Where You're Rooting For the Lawbreakers Because Nathan Fillion is Irresistible or The 'Wash & Zoe Deserved More Screentime, For God's Sake!' Show or, simply Fuck You, FOX
Friends: The Show That Gave Everyone Completely Demented Ideas About the Real World or The Show That Scared Me A Little Bit Because I'm Actually Almost Exactly Like Monica Geller (But If It Means I Get A Chandler, I'm A Lot Less Weirded Out!)
Ghost Hunters: The 'I Can't Believe I'm Actually Starting To Believe In This' Show or The Show I Really Only Watch To Stare At Grant (And The Obvious, Slashy Subtext Between Him And Jason)
Gilmore Girls: The Show That Completely Blew Up In Season Six But Was Still Worth Watching For Luke & Lorelai Even If They Never Did Get An Awesome Happy Ending (And Neither Did Rory & Marty!)
Grey's Anatomy: The 'Car Wreck On The Side of the Highway That You Can't Stop Staring At' Show or The 'Shonda Stole My Heart And Then Crushed It In Her Iron Fist of Word-Goddess-Ness' Show
Heroes: The Show Where Audrey Needs To Come Back and Hook Up With Matt or The Show That Needs to Kill Off It's 234238790 Unnecessary Characters So It Can Be As Awesome As It Was In Season One
House, M.D.: The 'Wilson Is Fucking Awesome' Show or The Show That Made Being A Sarcastic Bastard Actually Attractive
How I Met Your Mother: The Show That Finally Showed Men As Something Other Than Selfish, Womanizing Bastards (Except For Barney, Who Is Still Somehow Attractive In His Own Demented Way)
Private Practice: The Show Where Violet & Cooper Are So Much More Awesome Than Pete & Addison or The Show That Holds All the Awesomeness that Grey's Anatomy Somehow Lost (And Then Some)
Related: The Show That Makes Me Cry Too Much For My Own Good or The Show That No One Ever Heard About And Deserves More Love Because It's Absolutely Fucking Incredible And Lizzy Caplan Is The Best Actress Ever
Studio 60: The Show That Should've Lasted More Than One Season So Jack & Jordan Could've Hooked Up, Damnit! or The 'Aaron Sorkin Will Never Not Be A Writing God' Show
Torchwood: The Show That Gave Me A Suit Fetish or The Show Where John Barrowman's Sexiness More Than Makes Up For His Slightly Sucky Acting or The 'PC Andy Is Fucking Awesome And Needs To Come Back All The Time' Show (♥)
Ugly Betty: The 'Jesus, Betty, How Do You Get All Those Guys Falling All Over You?!' Show or The Show That Showed The World That Us 'Less Attractive' Girls Are Still Wonderful And Sweet And Smart And Deserving, Thank You Very Much!
The West Wing: The Show That Actually Made Politics Interesting or The Smartest Show Ever On Television, Bar None
Holy. Crap.
That took so much longer than I expected! D: Sleep now.
-Krystal