"We could release a single."

[krys33]

"Have you ever eaten alien meat?"
"Yeah."
"What was it like?"
"Well, he seemed to enjoy it."

I'm not gonna lie:

I LOL'd.

BEST. JOKE. EVER.

Possibly second only to:

"You know why they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?"
"Why?"
"‘Cause in France, one egg is an ‘oeuf.’"

For serious.

(done spamming for tonight, I swear!)

-Krystal