MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES!
I saw Snakes on a Plane yesterday with adam!! It was AWESOME! I wanna go see it like...a whole lotta lotta more times! I bet that once enough people have seen it, going to the movies will be like watching RHPS cause it is so gonna be a cult classic in like 20 years =D
It is thanks to that movie that I have learned that things are much funnier and people are more likely to listen if, when describing the relationshipoftwo nouns (ie: the cup is on the table), you add the word "MOTHERFUCKIN" right before it (ie: the motherfuckin cup is on the motherfuckin table!)
hence me driving home last night and following a really slow summer hasidic man causes me to say to adam "yo, get this motherfuckin jew off this motherfuckin road!". Also later I told him to stop to get milk, to which he replies "you mean to tell me that there is no motherfuckin milk in the motherfuckin house??"
It was so funny, after the movie we went to subway, and then I went to my car (we drove their seperately) and he had to show me something in his car. My door was open all the way, and he tried to fit himself between my open door and the car next to me. Well, he didn't XD He took off and then was stopped immediately cauase he was stuck! It was the funniest thing I have seen all day!!
But yeah he had to show me in his car a gallon container of hawiian punch thast had a little bit of gasoline in it. When he was driving this morning, he ran out of gas, and his car finally stopped about 100 feet from a gas station. So he got out of the car, ran up to someone's porch, and stole that empty container, ran to the gas station, filled it a little, and put it in his tank, lol
The douche who I bought The Incredibles from sent me a bootleg version. It wouldn't be so bad if the quality weren't so...bad.
And now, this just in! Clever joke? Or serious hollywood straight-to-DVD thriller? http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/
I am so excited for tomorrow! Meg and I have been together for two years! And tomorrow is the two year anniversary of my FIRST KISS! hahaha we still have no idea exactly what we are doing though, lol
It is thanks to that movie that I have learned that things are much funnier and people are more likely to listen if, when describing the relationshipoftwo nouns (ie: the cup is on the table), you add the word "MOTHERFUCKIN" right before it (ie: the motherfuckin cup is on the motherfuckin table!)
hence me driving home last night and following a really slow summer hasidic man causes me to say to adam "yo, get this motherfuckin jew off this motherfuckin road!". Also later I told him to stop to get milk, to which he replies "you mean to tell me that there is no motherfuckin milk in the motherfuckin house??"
It was so funny, after the movie we went to subway, and then I went to my car (we drove their seperately) and he had to show me something in his car. My door was open all the way, and he tried to fit himself between my open door and the car next to me. Well, he didn't XD He took off and then was stopped immediately cauase he was stuck! It was the funniest thing I have seen all day!!
But yeah he had to show me in his car a gallon container of hawiian punch thast had a little bit of gasoline in it. When he was driving this morning, he ran out of gas, and his car finally stopped about 100 feet from a gas station. So he got out of the car, ran up to someone's porch, and stole that empty container, ran to the gas station, filled it a little, and put it in his tank, lol
The douche who I bought The Incredibles from sent me a bootleg version. It wouldn't be so bad if the quality weren't so...bad.
And now, this just in! Clever joke? Or serious hollywood straight-to-DVD thriller? http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/
I am so excited for tomorrow! Meg and I have been together for two years! And tomorrow is the two year anniversary of my FIRST KISS! hahaha we still have no idea exactly what we are doing though, lol