I have so many cool things to talk about but this isn't one of them.
Arnold Schwarzenneger is going to be a cartoon and comic book superhero called the Governator, written by Stan Lee. Personally, as someone who lived in California while he was governor, I think it should be re-titled: RETCON.
ZOMGWTFBBQ, the jokes just write themselves. He has a lair called the Arnold Cave, with all kinds of high tech cars and super suits. Because paying teachers and fighting for a lower student to teacher ration just couldn't be fit into the budget, I guess? Could his comic book and cartoon be less painful than his tenure as California governor?
Seriously, I know we're all bummed out Arronofsky decided he wouldn't directed The Wolverine, but FFS, people. This makes Brand New Day look like Sandman. Somewhere, Joe Quesada looks like a genius.
I used to joke that I'd be so happy when Schwarzenneger went back to making movies. I'm glad he's not the governor anymore, but this shit is still painful. Please go make Terminator vs. Predator vs. Aliens or something.