May 31, 2008 20:29
I hate the big oil companies. Exxon Mobil and Conoco Philips and ALL of them. I have my reasons.
1. Those fucking ad campaigns that talk about how they're green companies. YOU RAPE THE EARTH AND FUCK ALL OF IT'S HUMANS UP THE ASS WITH YOUR BULLSHIT OVERPRICED PROPAGANDA NONSENSE. YOU ARE NOT GREEN.
2. Gas prices. Gas is up to $4.07+ in Southern California. Exxon Mobil makes $15 BILLION+++ in profit. It's a load of crap that you have to charge us that much.
These companies are run by a bunch of old men who think that by making money, they aren't going to die.
Note to CEOs and heads of big oil companies: YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY OR POWER TO THE GRAVE. You aren't "a good Christian" (you know how all those fuckers like to say "well I'm a good Christian"..), you slimebag pieces of shit. You're all going to hell. And guess what? YOUR MONEY WON'T MEAN SHIT IN HELL. Your money won't mean shit in heaven or anywhere in the afterlife. It doesn't matter how many things you have. It matters what you give back.
So tip your local coffee shop a few dollars. Plant a few trees. Walk to the cafe that's five blocks from your house instead of driving. Try your hardest at everything you do. Tell the truth. Be a good person. Stand up for yourself. Rescue an animal. Appreciate the finer things in life. Accept your mistakes and strive to change things for the better because the future depends on it. Smile more.
Fitter. Better. Happier.