why tip someone for a job you can do yourself?

Mar 09, 2008 11:30

There's a facebook group called "Why Tip Someone For a Job I'm Capable of Doing Myself?" and I'll give you some reasons that it's a load of shit. This sort of crap has been said before. Like "why should I tip at the coffee shop?"

I'll fucking tell you why. I like my job, I do. I like the people I work with. It's a stressful job just like anyone else's job. However, I put up with a lot of SHIT from people with a smile on my face and oh yeah, that's right, I get paid WAY less than you assholes who don't tip.

The rich people and stingy people who don't tip piss me off so fucking bad. You're making $300,000 a year and you won't put a buck in the tip jar even though I just served you eight cups of fresh coffee with a smile on my face despite the fact that you hit on me and berated me and asked me really dumb questions.... YOU WON'T TIP ME BECAUSE....??????? You won't tip because YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. I clearly don't stay at my job for the money. I stay because I actually enjoy going to work at a coffee shop and not sitting in a cubicle somewhere filing bullshit paperwork or something. I also go to college and that happens to be my number one priority.

So why tip someone for a job you're capable of doing yourself?

BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY DOING IT. I AM.

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