Because honesty is important.
I may have lied my ass off in the first letter to Santa (see Ari's livejournal), but this time I'm being honest. Obviously honesty does not pay.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, pain_eternal (-5000 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I punched batgirl39 in the arm (-10 points). In July aeolian_ayre and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I bought porn for funka_genocide (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5126 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
krylo
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, pain_eternal (-5000 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I punched batgirl39 in the arm (-10 points). In July aeolian_ayre and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I bought porn for funka_genocide (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5126 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
krylo