• Greal Crowsed!
Just letting you all know (and by you all I mean those of you here at South who live in the Deltas), the Delta Deli advertises that it closes at 12:00am. This is only half true. The Shop closes at midnight, the Grill closes at 11:30. I got there tonight at 11:35pm. The guy said, "Sorree, greal crowsed". I looked at him in confusion. "You know dat greal crowsed at erreven firty. So greal crowsed".
I have to go elsewhere for food now. Don't make the same mistake I did.
• Horrible Racist Quiz.
corneliusrobot was talking about how internet quizzes are dumb. How they prove nothing and you get to know very little about a person just by knowing, "their favorite color". He wished that someone would create a quiz that evaluated you on the color of your skin. I decided to comply and aid him in his endeavor. Happy Birthday Cornelius.
*The whole thing is in poor taste and I know it. I have done my best to discriminate against everyone equally.*
Take the Quiz...