Kill me with a fucking tire jack
Yeah, so this has been my second awesome friday in a row. I'm going up Mt. Rose, right by Galena, when my car kinda shifts a little, like there was some wind or it went over a crack or whatever. No big. But then my car starts shaking like mad-- seriously, it sounded like there was a freaking helicopter flying all of two feet above my back window. It was wonderful in that kind of "holy crap I'm going to die" kind of way. Yeah. So I pull over (p.s. by this time it was DARK and literally FREEZING), and my back left tire has a three inch gash on the side. Equals Elaine wants to kill something. Good thing my dad taught me how to change a tire, though. (Oh yeah, woman of the 21st century baby!) So I change it. And my mom and Darrell decide that I need rescuing??? So they make me wait there in the cold and darkness and just wait for them, so they can get there, look at the tire, and follow me home. May I say now that driving in front of your parents is totally awkward. I have never gone the speed limit there before. Soooo.... I think that's the entire story. Sum total, I get to go study now. Because I can't drive anywhere. And it's Friday, and that's awesome.
OH, but there's more!!!!!!! So Shan thought it would be really funny to tell his friends that we weren't really back together, that instead we were just sleeping together for the hell of it-- don't ask me why, guy humour. So apparently he tries to tell them the truth (that we are in fact a real couple again) tonight, and they're all like "Oh. Why? You're sleeping with her-- what else do you need?" Because apparently now I have no redeeming traits except that I am hot. Thanks, guys. I totally used to like you too.
Fuck. Fuck-ity-fuck. Kill a whole bunch of things... especially my crappy tire and Shan's crappy friends.
OH, but there's more!!!!!!! So Shan thought it would be really funny to tell his friends that we weren't really back together, that instead we were just sleeping together for the hell of it-- don't ask me why, guy humour. So apparently he tries to tell them the truth (that we are in fact a real couple again) tonight, and they're all like "Oh. Why? You're sleeping with her-- what else do you need?" Because apparently now I have no redeeming traits except that I am hot. Thanks, guys. I totally used to like you too.
Fuck. Fuck-ity-fuck. Kill a whole bunch of things... especially my crappy tire and Shan's crappy friends.