CF Tony Edition
Man, the land party was tight this time I'd have to say. Although it got off to a rough start and we had to go get more booze, people got crazy wasted and I was buzzin' really well pretty much all night. No big homos were up there, and M Hall and Robo actually both stayed out with us! That shit was sweet man. I'm sure someone else can fill everyone in on all the specific details if they care, my efforts right now are solely on finding somewhere else to go and do it again.
Read an awesome quote in a guide on "how to be a college cutie" today. It applies in many more cases though.
"When your unmitigable horniness and sickening lack of self-control start yet another hopeful young man down the path to misogyny, you will need support. Call up every girlfriend and eunuch who is still willing to feign sympathy and complain to them that all men are the same. Grasp at straws. Make it his fault. If you must, regale them with wholesale fabrications about how he hit you and cheated on you. Whatever you do, avoid acknowledging the fact that you are a weak failure, and complain about how hard it is to find a decent guy."
Maybe I'll write a story tomorrow.
Read an awesome quote in a guide on "how to be a college cutie" today. It applies in many more cases though.
"When your unmitigable horniness and sickening lack of self-control start yet another hopeful young man down the path to misogyny, you will need support. Call up every girlfriend and eunuch who is still willing to feign sympathy and complain to them that all men are the same. Grasp at straws. Make it his fault. If you must, regale them with wholesale fabrications about how he hit you and cheated on you. Whatever you do, avoid acknowledging the fact that you are a weak failure, and complain about how hard it is to find a decent guy."
Maybe I'll write a story tomorrow.