Vernal Equinoxious
Today's the first day of Spring 2007, so to kick things off, I'm going to write a content-free entry! (This differs from previous such entries in that, unlike my other content-free entries, this one was deliberate.)
Speaking of internet offerings devoid of any meaningful value, I highly recommend* that everyone on the planet install The Kevin Federline Search Toolbar. And as if that summary isn't enticing enough to get you to go there, how about this actual, unretouched blurb from the site:
"Play With Fire - Search The Web And Win With Kevin: Every time you search the web, you stand a chance of winning something from Kevin Federline. It's that simple. Really."
You heard correctly. You could actually win something from the guy who used to be with Britney Spears back when she had hair! (No, not those other two guys. The one whose abbreviation sounded like a prescription. K-Fed, I think it was.)
Some of the prizes include an autographed Kevin Federline 8x10 (I'm assuming that's a photo, but maybe it's a large plank of wood), a Kevin Federline T-shirt (hopefully they wash it), or an autographed copy of his new CD (which I'm guessing is "Play With Fire".) You might even win a ringtone! Of one of his songs, I'm guessing. (Though I haven't actually heard any of his songs. Except for that one in the commercial where he's working at a fast food place.)
Is it just me, or are the names Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline eerily similar? I'm guessing Britney's next beau will be someone named Nathan Lumbermill, or Mason Picklefork.
Please note that you don't have to install the toolbar in order to search with Kevin; the link I provided merely takes you to the search page, where you can read all about the wonders of searching with Kevin. It makes me wonder how so many internet users have gone this long without Kevin's help.
Okay, this topic is depressing me for some reason (perhaps something to do with my hope for humanity, but who knows), so I'm just gonna end it here.
[BTW, neither myself nor this site will be held responsible for any perceived or actual damages that may arise from any actual use of the above linked-to site. Just FYI.]
(* - Warning: sarcasm plug-in required.)
Speaking of internet offerings devoid of any meaningful value, I highly recommend* that everyone on the planet install The Kevin Federline Search Toolbar. And as if that summary isn't enticing enough to get you to go there, how about this actual, unretouched blurb from the site:
"Play With Fire - Search The Web And Win With Kevin: Every time you search the web, you stand a chance of winning something from Kevin Federline. It's that simple. Really."
You heard correctly. You could actually win something from the guy who used to be with Britney Spears back when she had hair! (No, not those other two guys. The one whose abbreviation sounded like a prescription. K-Fed, I think it was.)
Some of the prizes include an autographed Kevin Federline 8x10 (I'm assuming that's a photo, but maybe it's a large plank of wood), a Kevin Federline T-shirt (hopefully they wash it), or an autographed copy of his new CD (which I'm guessing is "Play With Fire".) You might even win a ringtone! Of one of his songs, I'm guessing. (Though I haven't actually heard any of his songs. Except for that one in the commercial where he's working at a fast food place.)
Is it just me, or are the names Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline eerily similar? I'm guessing Britney's next beau will be someone named Nathan Lumbermill, or Mason Picklefork.
Please note that you don't have to install the toolbar in order to search with Kevin; the link I provided merely takes you to the search page, where you can read all about the wonders of searching with Kevin. It makes me wonder how so many internet users have gone this long without Kevin's help.
Okay, this topic is depressing me for some reason (perhaps something to do with my hope for humanity, but who knows), so I'm just gonna end it here.
[BTW, neither myself nor this site will be held responsible for any perceived or actual damages that may arise from any actual use of the above linked-to site. Just FYI.]
(* - Warning: sarcasm plug-in required.)