reasons why fingers are better
please dont be oh sooo green and disguted :) hahaha
1.you always know where your fingers have been
2.for variety, you have ten to choose from
3.they don't get tired before you do...
4.you don't have to smile at them afterwards
5.you don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
6.they are also useful *out* of bed
7.You can stop if you want to
8.your fingers don't want to meet your family
9.your fingers don't get jealous
10/your fingers don't smell
11.your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
12.your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
13.you don't get jealous of your fingers
14.your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
15.your fingers won't let you down (got this from a friend)
16/your fingers don't want to watch a movie or do some other stuff instead
17.your mother won't critisize your fingers
18.you CAN'T get pregnant from your fingers
19.your fingers don't need batteries
20.people aren't surprised to find you have them
21.they don't shrink afterwards (based on experience, finger dont get paranoid after hahaha)
22.you always have them with you
23.you can chew on them when you are nervous (woo~)
24.you can use more than 1 at a time
25.they are agile
26.they'll never leave you
27.YOU CAN ALSO USE THEM TO CLEAN THE WAX OUT OF YOUR EARS
28.they want to when you want to
29.they are easy to clean
30.if the ones you are using get tired, you can switch to some of the others(right??hahaha)
31.they don't demand acrobatics in bed
32.they don't want to try out stuff they heard from friends (or saw in porn)
33.you can use them to try out stuff *you* heard from friends without worrying about it going horribly wrong
34.they don't look worried when *you* want acrobatics in bed
35.your fingers don't give you bite-marks (Addition: unless you *like* bite-marks)
36.you can share them with a friend (my lesbian side.kidding)
37.fingers don't cheat on you
38.fingers don't have hidden wifes/girlfriends/husbands/boyfriends/children
39/your fingers don't yelp when you give them bite marks
40.for variety you can paint them any colour you want?
41.it's not suspicious if you take them to the toilet with you
42.since they come on 2 hands, you can use them on 2 places at the same time
43.they write your e-mail for you
44.they're compatible with a wide range of leather goods and electrical appliances
45.no one ever fell in love with their fingers(LOL)
46.they'll change the video channel for you
47.you can use them to write down your fantasy and share it with people
48.they won't ask: Am I the first?
49.ou can type with them (although I'd rather like to see a man... *whistle*)
50.THEY WON'T BE DISGUSTED WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD
51.they don't snore, fart, burp or have smelly breath!!
52.they don't want you to swallow
uh?whatelse? wooot~
1.you always know where your fingers have been
2.for variety, you have ten to choose from
3.they don't get tired before you do...
4.you don't have to smile at them afterwards
5.you don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
6.they are also useful *out* of bed
7.You can stop if you want to
8.your fingers don't want to meet your family
9.your fingers don't get jealous
10/your fingers don't smell
11.your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
12.your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
13.you don't get jealous of your fingers
14.your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
15.your fingers won't let you down (got this from a friend)
16/your fingers don't want to watch a movie or do some other stuff instead
17.your mother won't critisize your fingers
18.you CAN'T get pregnant from your fingers
19.your fingers don't need batteries
20.people aren't surprised to find you have them
21.they don't shrink afterwards (based on experience, finger dont get paranoid after hahaha)
22.you always have them with you
23.you can chew on them when you are nervous (woo~)
24.you can use more than 1 at a time
25.they are agile
26.they'll never leave you
27.YOU CAN ALSO USE THEM TO CLEAN THE WAX OUT OF YOUR EARS
28.they want to when you want to
29.they are easy to clean
30.if the ones you are using get tired, you can switch to some of the others(right??hahaha)
31.they don't demand acrobatics in bed
32.they don't want to try out stuff they heard from friends (or saw in porn)
33.you can use them to try out stuff *you* heard from friends without worrying about it going horribly wrong
34.they don't look worried when *you* want acrobatics in bed
35.your fingers don't give you bite-marks (Addition: unless you *like* bite-marks)
36.you can share them with a friend (my lesbian side.kidding)
37.fingers don't cheat on you
38.fingers don't have hidden wifes/girlfriends/husbands/boyfriends/children
39/your fingers don't yelp when you give them bite marks
40.for variety you can paint them any colour you want?
41.it's not suspicious if you take them to the toilet with you
42.since they come on 2 hands, you can use them on 2 places at the same time
43.they write your e-mail for you
44.they're compatible with a wide range of leather goods and electrical appliances
45.no one ever fell in love with their fingers(LOL)
46.they'll change the video channel for you
47.you can use them to write down your fantasy and share it with people
48.they won't ask: Am I the first?
49.ou can type with them (although I'd rather like to see a man... *whistle*)
50.THEY WON'T BE DISGUSTED WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR PERIOD
51.they don't snore, fart, burp or have smelly breath!!
52.they don't want you to swallow
uh?whatelse? wooot~