This is so funny
I was up looking around on Craig's list last night when I found this post. The title struck me as odd, so I opened it up, and boy I'm glad I did.
I'm going to post the link to it, put in case it gets flagged and removed - I'm going to just copy it below.
http://austin.craigslist.org/tix/669367278.html
So, here's how it goes...
A few weeks ago, one of my best friends heard that Eddie Izzard was coming to town. She is absolutely obsessed with him, but yet had no idea that he was appearing in Austin and didn't find out until the tickets were already sold out. I, myself, am not all that familiar with Eddie Izzard but my boyfriend is, so he really wanted to go see Eddie Izzard after hearing about all this as well. So both my friend's and my boyfriend's birthdays are coming up within the next month, so I thought that I would try to possibly scrounge up some of these elusive tickets. I searched everywhere and finally found a website that sold tickets through secondary brokers. I was weary, but snagged three tickets for $135.00 each and they arrived by FedEx three days later. They're pretty damn good seats too - center orchestra, row L.
So, back to the reason as to why I want to trade two of these very nice seats for two of your very crappy seats, even upper mezzanine seats. One night, my so-called "best friend" decided to get really drunk downtown, and then proceeded to call me begging to find her a way home because the assholes she'd been hanging out with had ditched her. Being that I don't drive because of medical issues, I asked my boyfriend if he would go rescue her drunkass and he complied. He didn't get home until more than an hour later and boy was he PISSED. Apparently my "best friend" was completely wasted and trying to come onto my boyfriend, pulling the biggest load of bullshit out of her ass and trying to tell him that I was cheating on him though I've been faithful for all of the 5 years we've been together. My boyfriend managed to keep her at bay until he reached her apartment and told her to get the fuck out of his car. She refused, to the point where he actually had to go and physically pull her out of his passenger seat and plop her half-passed out on the lawn. He got back in his car and sped off, only to look down and notice a giant piss stain where she had been sitting.
So, to say the least - this girl is no longer my best friend. However,my boyfriend and I would really still like to be able to go to the Eddie Izzard show without encountering her. So, please... take my tickets and give me yours so I never have to see this two-faced-piss-whore again. You'll be alright, just don't talk to the slut to your right who smells like vodka and urine. She may have abortion remnants dangling out of her mini-skirt as well. Who knows? Anyway, I'm sure she's not contagious and you'll be getting a great deal out of the whole thing. So PLEASE, I beg of you people... help me out here. I will take the very FIRST offer I get. I swear not to be picky as long as your seats are at least 3 rows away. Remember... center orchestra row L. Thanks!
I'm going to post the link to it, put in case it gets flagged and removed - I'm going to just copy it below.
http://austin.craigslist.org/tix/669367278.html
So, here's how it goes...
A few weeks ago, one of my best friends heard that Eddie Izzard was coming to town. She is absolutely obsessed with him, but yet had no idea that he was appearing in Austin and didn't find out until the tickets were already sold out. I, myself, am not all that familiar with Eddie Izzard but my boyfriend is, so he really wanted to go see Eddie Izzard after hearing about all this as well. So both my friend's and my boyfriend's birthdays are coming up within the next month, so I thought that I would try to possibly scrounge up some of these elusive tickets. I searched everywhere and finally found a website that sold tickets through secondary brokers. I was weary, but snagged three tickets for $135.00 each and they arrived by FedEx three days later. They're pretty damn good seats too - center orchestra, row L.
So, back to the reason as to why I want to trade two of these very nice seats for two of your very crappy seats, even upper mezzanine seats. One night, my so-called "best friend" decided to get really drunk downtown, and then proceeded to call me begging to find her a way home because the assholes she'd been hanging out with had ditched her. Being that I don't drive because of medical issues, I asked my boyfriend if he would go rescue her drunkass and he complied. He didn't get home until more than an hour later and boy was he PISSED. Apparently my "best friend" was completely wasted and trying to come onto my boyfriend, pulling the biggest load of bullshit out of her ass and trying to tell him that I was cheating on him though I've been faithful for all of the 5 years we've been together. My boyfriend managed to keep her at bay until he reached her apartment and told her to get the fuck out of his car. She refused, to the point where he actually had to go and physically pull her out of his passenger seat and plop her half-passed out on the lawn. He got back in his car and sped off, only to look down and notice a giant piss stain where she had been sitting.
So, to say the least - this girl is no longer my best friend. However,my boyfriend and I would really still like to be able to go to the Eddie Izzard show without encountering her. So, please... take my tickets and give me yours so I never have to see this two-faced-piss-whore again. You'll be alright, just don't talk to the slut to your right who smells like vodka and urine. She may have abortion remnants dangling out of her mini-skirt as well. Who knows? Anyway, I'm sure she's not contagious and you'll be getting a great deal out of the whole thing. So PLEASE, I beg of you people... help me out here. I will take the very FIRST offer I get. I swear not to be picky as long as your seats are at least 3 rows away. Remember... center orchestra row L. Thanks!