Motivation letter.

[krowli]

Well yes, I am looking for an entry-level position. One with little intelligence required. I want something menial where I dont have to think very hard or at all, even. That would be nice. One where I am only a marginal cog in a vast corporate machine whose ultimate function I could never begin to comprehend, let alone relate to. I want to be used, taken advantage of, beaten down, dicked around, given the shaft, obsolete piece of plumbing. I want to be paid as close as to minimum wage as feassible. I do not want any challenges. And if it is not too much to ask, Id really appreciate a position on the verge of obsolence, something where Id stand a good chance of being replaced by a computer circuit or a third world child, or a genetically mutated member of mandrill family within six years...

Thanks to Mark Newgarden