drunkish
7 Annoying things
1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
2. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
3. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it
4. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
5. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
7. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
2. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
3. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it
4. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
5. When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
7. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?