Act XXV
[Accidental voice post and all that jazz]
--Hold on, that's why the owls were missing?
LILIE, liebchen~!
Mein Gott in Himmel...
So this is the school where you learn all of that silly magic? It's so quaint!
Ah, Hogwarts. It's been so long since I was here last. Lilie, dear, you absolutely must introduce us to all the silly people you wrote about!
There was only one silly person, and--
And what about this "Raven's claw" place that you stay in?
Ravenclaw--
The good old Nerdyclaws! I heard you got trounced at Quidditch quite badly, Lilie! Alas and alack, brains doesn't always make for good sports ethic.
...What does that even mean? Better a Nerdyclaw than a Gryffindork, Father.
So! When do we get to see all your little friends? And your grades on your exams, we must see those!
DON'T WORRY, LILIE! Even if you utterly fail all of your exams, you can always get work as a janitor back home! I know you're not very good at magic, you were practically a SQUIB until you were ten!
...Hmph.
GU-TEEEEN TAAAAAG, HOOOOOGWAAAAARTS~~~! ♥
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((ooc: Hogwarts, meet Lilie's mom and dad. Pink = mom and orange = dad, obviously. The dysfunction is apparent.))
--Hold on, that's why the owls were missing?
LILIE, liebchen~!
Mein Gott in Himmel...
So this is the school where you learn all of that silly magic? It's so quaint!
Ah, Hogwarts. It's been so long since I was here last. Lilie, dear, you absolutely must introduce us to all the silly people you wrote about!
There was only one silly person, and--
And what about this "Raven's claw" place that you stay in?
Ravenclaw--
The good old Nerdyclaws! I heard you got trounced at Quidditch quite badly, Lilie! Alas and alack, brains doesn't always make for good sports ethic.
...What does that even mean? Better a Nerdyclaw than a Gryffindork, Father.
So! When do we get to see all your little friends? And your grades on your exams, we must see those!
DON'T WORRY, LILIE! Even if you utterly fail all of your exams, you can always get work as a janitor back home! I know you're not very good at magic, you were practically a SQUIB until you were ten!
...Hmph.
GU-TEEEEN TAAAAAG, HOOOOOGWAAAAARTS~~~! ♥
[/end]
((ooc: Hogwarts, meet Lilie's mom and dad. Pink = mom and orange = dad, obviously. The dysfunction is apparent.))