Everyone, Fakir is very sick or--I suspect a doppelgänger has replaced him! He's not--he's not acting...naturally! He's smi--smiling, he's being nice, he's not calling me "das Scheißkamel" or "Weibstück." He's scary!
This is not an evil twin, this is worse, it's a sickeningly pleasant twin! He's probably trotting around the halls right now with a silly grin on his face. Stay away from him, it's dangerous!
Watch out for a boy with dark green hair (which...looks like a crow is sitting on his head, really) and green eyes. Especially watch out if he smiles at you and says hello. That is not Fakir!
((ooc: Lilie
talked to Fakir while he was [well, is currently] doped up on cheering charms. Severely freaked out by this cheery version, she's retreated to the dorms and has hidden underneath her bed. D:
Edited several times because I fucking LOVE HTML. Aaaand one more time to say that the German translates to "bloody twit" and "bitch." In case you didn't know.))