Act XIX

[krokodilstranen]

[Not!private to Fakir]

Fakir, Ophelia's bringing you something so don't be surprised if you see an owl dive bombing towards you.

[/Not!private]

I wonder how long this event will last? It's certainly making the school a lot prettier, but some people value their privacy I suppose. Oh, well! Life goes on, it's just sparkly~!

((ooc: Just, uh,

Comments

[nooot private, whut.]

[alwayswrite]

...I don't WANT any bloody presents from you. Merlin KNOWS what rubbish you got for me.

[pseudo privacy]

[krokodilstranen]

It's not rubbish, I said that I got the feeling and, well, had a dream about it that you needed it. Badly. And how could Merlin know, he's dead.

[hur, liek, anyone could read this] 1/3

[alwayswrite]

Had a DREAM about--?! Keep me OUT of your sick mind entirely! And I don't NEED any presents BADLY, particularly from YOU.

[alwayswrite]

*suddenly a somewhat mottled owl comes careening into his dormroom, slamming right into the wall above the bed next to his and landing splat on the carpet with a decent sized package attached to its talons. Grimacing, the dark-haired male picked up the parcel, freeing it from the disoriented bird's leg (who then hooted and made a lopsided flutter back in the direction from whence it came) and looking at it skeptically. He was tempted to travel down to the common room and chuck the present in the flames without giving it a second glance, but...took a moment to read the note on top of it* ..."I got the feeling that you'd need this."...Hmph. ...What on EARTH could she possibly be so convinced that I need? *he hesitantly started to unwrap the package, guessing it must be a book given the size and the weight of it, undoubtedly frivolous considering the person sending it...and opened it to find:*

[alwayswrite]

..."Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches"?! W-W-WHAT is your GODDAMN problem?! W-What the hell do you MEAN "I need this"?! I'm not trying to CHARM anyone!

1/3

[krokodilstranen]

...Sick mind? I can't control what I dream about, let alone if that dream happens to be prophetic.

[krokodilstranen]

Oh? I'm sorry...

[krokodilstranen]

Would you have preferred the more current version, "Even More Fail-Safe Ways"?

[alwayswrite]

Hgkhgfaslasmgfdagsdgdg--I don't want or NEED ANY bloody books on CHARMING WITCHES!

[krokodilstranen]

Oh, I think you do. I don't know exactly why, but I think you do. Just try it, it's not going to kill you.

...And I charmed it against any possible way you could destroy it, so don't bother. Happy late birthday~

[alwayswrite]

Well, you're WRONG, dammit! She...she doesn't need any goddamn...c-charming! I'm not going to TRY it because I'm not KEEPING this nonsense!

I didn't even WANT a goddamn present! I don't need to destroy it if I just toss the bloody thing.

[krokodilstranen]

She? Who's she? Maybe that's why I predicted you needed it, you must be doing something wrong.

Try getting rid of it, I dare you. Things will come back to haunt you no matter~

[alwayswrite]

...Goddamn thoughts. Don't think her name, the last thing I want is this nuisance bothering her. No one you need to be concerned with. And I'm NOT doing anything WRONG. Besides, she would tell me if I was. Wouldn't she?

Haunt me? It'd a damned BOOK.

[krokodilstranen]

If you liked someone, would you be eager to point out their flaws? I'm told that people sometimes don't express their thoughts. Odd concept. So, there's a "she" involved.... Well! I didn't actually ask you directly for her name, but whatever.

All right, it'll just come back in general. Silly person, taking me literally. In any case, you should just try reading it seeing as you're stuck with it now.