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[krokodilstranen]

Where is that camp going to be again? Iowa? I've heard there are wereunicorns in that area.

Imagine! Wereunicorns. That just sounds absurd, doesn't it? Is that what happens to the poor unicorns in America? What happens if people are bitten by them?

Or maybe there aren't any victims left over once the wereunicorn attacks.

Be careful, everyone!

Comments

[toothballs]

What? They make wereunicorns in America?!

[krokodilstranen]

Apparently! I suppose it's only natural that such an uncouth country would pervert something as pure and innocuous as a unicorn. Those poor things.

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[toothballs]

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[toothballs]

What is a wereunicorn, anyway?

[krokodilstranen]

I'm not sure. It certainly can't be a person that transforms into a unicorn during the full moon, that would just be silly.

[toothballs]

It'd be less dangerous than a unicorn that transformed into a wolf! But wait, wouldn't that be a wolficorn?

[krokodilstranen]

Maybe there are odd creatures like that over in America. What about a werewolf that turns into a unicorn during times when the moon is waning?

[toothballs]

So it's only safe sometimes, and the rest of the time it's really dangerous?! That's no good at all!

[krokodilstranen]

I know, it sounds so scary doesn't it? Hopefully for the sake of everyone else, what I heard was just an urban legend.

[toothballs]

Probably not! If it got all the way from America to here, it's gotta be true! That's a big, big problem!!

[krokodilstranen]

Isn't it, though? But to us it's just a bit of scary news, just think of the poor Americans that have to guard themselves against the fierce monsters there every day! ♥

[toothballs]

Maybe they have weapons that we don't have!

[krokodilstranen]

Like...guns?

[toothballs]

Yeah! Magical guns that shoot out anti-unicorn rays!

[krokodilstranen]

Wow! America is such an odd place! Maybe they created wereunicorns by accident and then had to make something to counteract it. Or maybe they just did it for the fun of it. How cruel!

[toothballs]

It sounds crazy! What if they have anti-kid guns, too?! For fun!