Meme of the day - The Raunchy Calendar
as first seen in pete23
Just imagine yourself and eleven or twelve of your friends in a tasteful semi-nude calendar (I'm thinking tops off, sweaty postures, maybe some water, etc). Feel free to go into detail of months and poses. You have to do it with people you've met, of course, otherwise you won't get the visualisation right. Same sex preferred. Enjoy!
As christmas is coming up, I'm thinking offsetting the man as-is against man past/his dreams/self conception in the background (since you can't follow my thought chain, think dickens, christmas present, christmas past. I once went to a costume party dressed as the ghost of christmas past, wrapped in christmas tree lights. Great fun, but I had burn marks on my throat the day after.)
COVER - gryphon3e
Completely surrounded by children, something surprised in his eyes BackgroundFire, explosions, fountains of sticky stuff, havoc, a black cat.
Mr January - uncledisgusting
Captured in full uniform - pin stripe, umbrella, folded paper, in front of a train. Background
A racing car that will race once every three years, strapped to a bench in dark dungeons.
Mr February - le_hudd
Captured atop a bar table, shaking his funky thing. One tab lit in his hand, an overfull ashtray at his feet. We can see pole dancing in the background. Background World of Warcraft battle grounds.
Mr March - popsimon
Building site, hard hat doffed temporarily to maintain his modesty, perhaps a little too exposed to the smoking, bubbling pool of bright orange PCBs that he is manfully looking concerned at. Background It's raining men, hallelujah.
Mr April - kxn_axn
KXN atop a mountain, covered in sweat, looking out across 50 miles of valleys. Victorious against the elements. There's a sheep in the foreground. Background The earth and the moon, the distance between them traced by a big red arrow.
Mr May - beetlethorax3
Suave man of the world in cocktail bar. Semi-naked, sweaty, dark tie loosely tied around neck, martini in hand, sexy grin. Background Leaves slowly swirling round and round down the stream.
Mr June - so_hat_yi
Half dressed in karate pajama, standing on the back of a karate kid, splitting wood in two with his bare hands, whilst making kimchee with the other. Background A trail of broken wood, razor blades and harry potter characters, in blood.
Mr August - saturdays_boy
Dressed in his favourite fluffy pink bunny suit, hugging a daffodil. Background Oil rigs, spurting oil into a vast sea of oil.
Mr September - beltza
Sitting at his desk, pen in hand, documents everywhere, computer pushed to the side. Suit in disarray. Looking puzzled. Background Bring on the goths.
Mr October - brokenbeast
Slaving away at the stove, cooking curries, dressed as papageno on a bike. BackgroundTricky. Let's play safe and go for him towelling himself off after a sweaty, grimy club session.
Mr November - zardoz99
Heavy day in the office - hot in here - better loosen my shirt. Putting the sexy into essexy. Background Tube maps, train maps, bus maps. A lost yellow bunny running around randomly.
Mr December - pete23
Jeans, baby on one arm, fluffy rat on other. Kitten at his feet, building blocks, a ball. Background Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. A white bearded dwarf on a mechanical chicken.
Just imagine yourself and eleven or twelve of your friends in a tasteful semi-nude calendar (I'm thinking tops off, sweaty postures, maybe some water, etc). Feel free to go into detail of months and poses. You have to do it with people you've met, of course, otherwise you won't get the visualisation right. Same sex preferred. Enjoy!
As christmas is coming up, I'm thinking offsetting the man as-is against man past/his dreams/self conception in the background (since you can't follow my thought chain, think dickens, christmas present, christmas past. I once went to a costume party dressed as the ghost of christmas past, wrapped in christmas tree lights. Great fun, but I had burn marks on my throat the day after.)
COVER - gryphon3e
Completely surrounded by children, something surprised in his eyes BackgroundFire, explosions, fountains of sticky stuff, havoc, a black cat.
Mr January - uncledisgusting
Captured in full uniform - pin stripe, umbrella, folded paper, in front of a train. Background
A racing car that will race once every three years, strapped to a bench in dark dungeons.
Mr February - le_hudd
Captured atop a bar table, shaking his funky thing. One tab lit in his hand, an overfull ashtray at his feet. We can see pole dancing in the background. Background World of Warcraft battle grounds.
Mr March - popsimon
Building site, hard hat doffed temporarily to maintain his modesty, perhaps a little too exposed to the smoking, bubbling pool of bright orange PCBs that he is manfully looking concerned at. Background It's raining men, hallelujah.
Mr April - kxn_axn
KXN atop a mountain, covered in sweat, looking out across 50 miles of valleys. Victorious against the elements. There's a sheep in the foreground. Background The earth and the moon, the distance between them traced by a big red arrow.
Mr May - beetlethorax3
Suave man of the world in cocktail bar. Semi-naked, sweaty, dark tie loosely tied around neck, martini in hand, sexy grin. Background Leaves slowly swirling round and round down the stream.
Mr June - so_hat_yi
Half dressed in karate pajama, standing on the back of a karate kid, splitting wood in two with his bare hands, whilst making kimchee with the other. Background A trail of broken wood, razor blades and harry potter characters, in blood.
Mr August - saturdays_boy
Dressed in his favourite fluffy pink bunny suit, hugging a daffodil. Background Oil rigs, spurting oil into a vast sea of oil.
Mr September - beltza
Sitting at his desk, pen in hand, documents everywhere, computer pushed to the side. Suit in disarray. Looking puzzled. Background Bring on the goths.
Mr October - brokenbeast
Slaving away at the stove, cooking curries, dressed as papageno on a bike. BackgroundTricky. Let's play safe and go for him towelling himself off after a sweaty, grimy club session.
Mr November - zardoz99
Heavy day in the office - hot in here - better loosen my shirt. Putting the sexy into essexy. Background Tube maps, train maps, bus maps. A lost yellow bunny running around randomly.
Mr December - pete23
Jeans, baby on one arm, fluffy rat on other. Kitten at his feet, building blocks, a ball. Background Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. A white bearded dwarf on a mechanical chicken.